MFNS – Scientists have discovered a powerful new strain of fact-resistant humans who are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain life, a sobering new study reports.
The research, conducted Dr. JTP Hogsdon and his team at the University of West Central Minnesota, identifies a virulent strain of humans who are virtually immune to any form of verifiable knowledge, leaving scientists at a loss as to how to combat them. More worryingly, Hogsdon told us, as facts have multiplied, their defenses against those facts have only grown more powerful. The normal functions of human consciousness have been completely nullified.
“What we find most puzzling are the strain of fact-resistant humans that seem to deny that aiming a gun at a law enforcement officer is not going to end well, strapping a bomb to themselves does not advance the religion of peace, and most puzzling to us in our findings, why people continue to vote Democrat?”
I thought warning labels and laws protecting those too stupid to live from themselves, was proof enough that this has been common knowledge for a long,long time…
HA! Of course they would find them here in Minnesota.
That is funny!! I’m forwarding this to my family members in Minnesota. They might not think it is as funny as I do. Nice Trump/Pence logo prominently displayed as well.
And, of course, more study (dollars) is needed.
True, true.
So, what’s the cure…other than an Extinction Level Event?
It’s my favorite movie come to life! INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS, with Kevin McCarthy.
@doc – A preventative shot of Trumpicillin, a big healthy dose, right in the ass.
Bah!
Fact resistant humans have been with us for a long time.
They are the remains of Homo Insipidus (Thumbdown Man), a strain that would have died out except they breed indiscriminately and can survive on gossip alone.
Wrong! Why would any person able to think for themselves vote for a liberal liar who said: “Read my lips…” or “I am a compassionate conservative”? The “Nanny State” was grown faster in the last 70 years by 2 liberal Presidents who had te samename; and wer leftist GOP!
“wer” sb were