Let the jokes commence!
Discovery: Australia’s destructive carp population is about to come down with a deadly case of herpes — and condoms can’t save them.
A highly invasive species, the European carp was inadvertently introduced to Australian waterways in the 1960s. The resilient fish can survive in a variety of habitats — including environmentally degraded areas — and is known to produce up to a million eggs per year. MORE
SNIP: Comment with most thumbs up wins a case of Herpes.
Looks like a vacuum cleaner attachment.
These fish have herpes?
Badco
You guys win. MJA’s gotta big kiss for yah. LOL
Provides a new perspective on “blow fish”.
Is this being posted right after the last one on the cell phone device just coincidence? I’m gettin’ a little worried about you guys.
Haha! Yes, it’s a cell phone device holder.
That’s weird because ‘Big Kiss’ is my nickname for you. haha
Yea right. My nickname probably starts with Big, but it doesn’t end with kiss.
I miss the good old pre herpes fish reports of the 70’s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6OaV0yhksQ
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What would you rather have? Fish herpes or President Hillary Clinton.
When Derek Jeter goes a courtin’….
Quick, someone upload that picture to Barack Obama’s GRINDR profile.
Did Bill Clinton keep these fish in the White House?
Ass?
Is that the new cross breed species of cock-sucker fish? All blowing, no breeding. Should be eradicated in a generation.
He Haw! He’s over the ropes and on the floor! A KO for the lady.
Talk about a sucker, that fish has a lot to carp about. How come it’s got whiskers like a catfish?
Hey look everybody! It’s Monica the fish!
Don’t Jews eat carp?
Just import a bunch of Jews!
Presto! Chango!
Simple solutions for simple problems.
You’re welcome.
Why bother releasing the disease when you could just invite the Kardashian gang over for a dip in the river.
I prefer “Dick”. That way you can feel like you’ve insulted me and I can feel complimented
It’s OK to prefer dick, but I wouldn’t admit to it here if I were you.