Scooter fights The Deep State

Scooter Van Neuter: I don’t have to tell you that since the election, getting anything accomplished has become nearly impossible, thanks to the subverting efforts of the “deep state.”

An example in point: This morning I woke up and as usual, turned on the Mr. Coffee, then went outside to bring in the newspaper. Imagine my surprise when I came in to find the coffeemaker dead. Knowing it’s a Black & Decker product approaching two-months-old, I assumed it had burned out but then noticed the switch was turned off(!) This had now happened approximately 15 times over the last few months, and I was starting to smell a rat.

After a brief search, I found the dead rat in my folded newspaper and like the one I discovered behind my favorite chair last week, it reeked of Giorgio Beverly Hills perfume which just happens to be my girlfriend Sissy’s favorite scent. I also noticed that a front page photo of President Trump in the paper had been childishly defaced with devil horns and goatee – as a newsman, nothing makes me madder than a violation of the free press.   read more