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Scott Jennings’ Eulogy For P’Nut the Squirrel 

RedState

P’Nut the squirrel has become the political icon, legend and martyr that the insane 2024 election season didn’t know it needed, but got anyway. 

As RedState has been reporting, P’Nut was an internet star who regularly appeared in social media posts made by his “dad,” Mark Longo, who documented their everyday life adventures. That was, until a busybody neighbor allegedly informed authorities in Longo’s home state of New York that he was keeping animals prone to rabies as pets. Egads!

That’s when the government intervened and made P’Nut a political martyr. more

17 Comments on Scott Jennings’ Eulogy For P’Nut the Squirrel 

  1. ***Breaking***

    Joe Rogan just endorsed Donald J Trump for President of the United States of America!

    In the immortal words of Blutarski…

    “LET’S DO IT!!!!!!”

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  2. “Joe Rogan just endorsed Donald J Trump for President ”

    Aged news. I guess Elon made an impact. How stupid is this guy? On one hand you have Socialism, on the other Capitalism. Rogan endorses the night of? Damn?
    The execution of Peanut is going to leave a mark. Maybe it’s me, but after a 5 hour Gestapo style raid, I still can’t find where any charges where filed. Let’s all hope the next time these “warriors” show up at some house they get their asses shot off. There are no more excuses for law enforcement. If you are on “there” side, you’re not on mine and you are fair game. Fuck you.

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  3. Killed them to test for “possible rabies”?
    This is the same government that is allowing millions of possibly infected illegals enter the country and spread all over.
    These people they are letting in by the millions are not “covid vaxed”. Think about that after all the lives that were ruined because they refused the jab!
    There are true cases of people known to have multiple drug resistant TB let into the country and exposed hundreds of citizens to a deadly disease.

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  4. I can only imagine how very sad P’Nut’s “dad” and “mom” are. I don’t think there’s anything more anguishing than for a beloved pet die under circumstances like this. Our pets are so much more to us than mere pets, and P’Nut’s story of his rescue, Longo’s attempt to reintroduce him into the wild and his second rescue, has captured all our hearts. I’m so sorry for the Longos.

    Do we know the name of the person who is responsible for causing all this heartache?

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  5. Jethro
    Monday, 4 November 2024, 22:28 at 10:28 pm

    “There are true cases of people known to have multiple drug resistant TB let into the country and exposed hundreds of citizens to a deadly disease.”

    “hundreds of citizens” so FAR.

    In a short while, from contact to contact, spread like a bloodbourne cancer by busses we paid for from the multiple migrant centers he stayed in to ALL OVER THE COUNTRY, the exposure count will be in the MILLIONS.

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  6. Bad_Brad
    Monday, 4 November 2024, 23:18 at 11:18 pm
    “I had no idea he was an Oncologist.”

    …I am not. I was saying the immigrants would spread it through the nation like a cancer spreads through the blood, just a poor similie and nothing more. I did not mean the TB itself was in any way like a cancer and I meant no offense to you or any other actual cancer sufferer. I apologize if it was taken as such.

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  7. ” I did not mean the TB itself was in any way like a cancer and I meant no offense to you or any other actual cancer sufferer. I apologize if it was taken as such.”

    Why would anyone choose to be offended by a simile?
    Any why should you apologize for using a simile?

    Jiminy Crickets! You guys are posting way to late in the evening.

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