Sea Otter Steals Surfboards – IOTW Report

Sea Otter Steals Surfboards

A sea otter in Santa Cruz, California was captured on video stealing surfboards from locals once again on Monday.

22 Comments on Sea Otter Steals Surfboards

  1. Rode my mini bike to the store to buy eggs this morning. Half a mile ride, half way the bag rips, eggs all over the road and the crows come in and start stealing them. As I am rounding up what is left of my unbroken eggs and shooing away the birds I noticed a mother and her kids in their stopped car laughing at me with their phones out. I may be on tic toc ot you tube. Birds! I will get my revenge!

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  2. Huron – honestly, that is one of my worries when I’m out in public. That I become a viral video and next thing you know friends are texting me telling me I’m a moron…lol

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  3. If he gets good enough, possibly he’ll be in the Otter-lympics.

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  4. These are people will give up their shopping cart of paid for groceries in the parking lot.

    I’d backhand the shit out of that Otter before it claimed my board.

    Heh.

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  5. I’ve run into a few on Lake Shasta. They’re not small like you see on National Geographic. They’re about the same size as a Lab. And they can get meaner the hell. There’s always stories about people swimming in Shasta getting terrorized by them.

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  6. Yes. I’m completely immobile. Know nothing about the interstate highway system and I spend all day air whittling and takin’ pot shots at cactus.

    Boards are one of a kind. Fuggin’ ocean is full of otters who all look alike. They won’t be missed.

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