Don’t you just love Christmas thyme?
I assume the readers will expect to be peppered and maced with terrible puns. You may even feel a salted or rubbed the wrong way.
But that is unintentional. We’re not jerks, here. So cumin and relax. After you have mulled things over, I hope you won’t find my words unsavory and will feel free to dish out your own comments.
You’re a big dill here.
I just thought you should know that.
h/t Doc for finding the image. I think he’s pretty frickin’ sweet!
Border wall funding approved!!! By house.
Where’s Rosemary?
It she out in the sage getting picked?
@MJA – Doc is just currying favor.
I wanna live
with a cinnamon girl
I could be happy
the rest of my life
With a cinnamon girl.
A dreamer of pictures
I run in the night
You see us together,
chasing the moonlight,
My cinnamon girl.
In the spirit of the seasonings, I will refer to MJA as Mar Joram.
Well, this old Sage was particularly fond of Rosemary. But sadly, it was discovered that she had a Turmeric growing inside her and so the doctor decided to operate. But he could only Parsley remove it because in the state of Oregano, the Marjoram has to be present in Thyme for a full Horseraddishment. (Couldn’t find a seasoning for that last part!)
Rosemary is out back having a baby and you won’t BAY LEAVE what it is…..
Jimmy –
👍
I’m just mad about Saffron…
I’m ALLSPICEd up about this thread.
The US answer to the Spice Girls
The Seasoning Men!
Sage: The American Indian type
Cilantro: Brings the Latin Heat
Basil: The Bad Boy of the group
Rosemary: Wears dresses Benches 250
I’m in the mood for unSavory comments, but being a Sage I know it is past my bed thyme. Still, I never back down from a fight, no matter how silly-antro.
@Poor Lazlo
Garlic: The Italian Stallion
Brit WW2 poster:
http://tinyurl.com/y895p2uz
It’s chili outside right now but it’s going to be hot tamale.
Speaking of spicy foods…
Q: When does a Mexican know when it’s time for dinner?
A: His butt-hole has stopped burning.