8 Comments on Semi Hits Trailer Loaded With Fireworks
It was short but spectacular!
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Looked like one of my New Years show….
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I invented fireworks.
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Shock and awe.
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Once in my twenties I was wise enough to realize that me and my cohorts were all way too intoxicated to safely pull off a new year’s fireworks show safely. Unwisely we put the extensive collection in a cardboard box in the middle of a cul de sac, set the box on fire, and all ran back to an almost safe distance. Fortunately it had rained earlier so fires and major loss of eyes or digits was avoided.
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You’re gonna stand there, ownin’ a fireworks stand, and tell me you don’t have no whistlin’ bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don’ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin’ kitty chaser?
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Love the dashcam at the end: “Ooooh, let’s get closer honey!”
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Joe dirt forgot the n-word chasers. Bottle rocket without guidance
It was short but spectacular!
Looked like one of my New Years show….
I invented fireworks.
Shock and awe.
Once in my twenties I was wise enough to realize that me and my cohorts were all way too intoxicated to safely pull off a new year’s fireworks show safely. Unwisely we put the extensive collection in a cardboard box in the middle of a cul de sac, set the box on fire, and all ran back to an almost safe distance. Fortunately it had rained earlier so fires and major loss of eyes or digits was avoided.
You’re gonna stand there, ownin’ a fireworks stand, and tell me you don’t have no whistlin’ bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don’ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin’ kitty chaser?
Love the dashcam at the end: “Ooooh, let’s get closer honey!”
Joe dirt forgot the n-word chasers. Bottle rocket without guidance