Lucky for him he’s not on 0bamaCare, right?
Chicago Sun Times: WASHINGTON — After being diagnosed with an abnormal heart rhythm called an atrial flutter, Sen. Dick Durbin D-Ill., on Tuesday underwent an outpatient procedure at Northwestern Memorial Hospital in Chicago.
“I anticipate that this heart tune-up will give my classic roadster many more miles of reliable service,” said Durbin in a statement. more
SNIP: Hey, remember this?
Surgeons went through his anus to get to his heart.
It was a well traveled route.
That’s why they call durbin and “the” asshole from Illinois.
His polar bear killing, dinosaur guzzling, climate disaster creating, smog inducing, asthma promoting, likely racist, definitely islamaphobic, gay bashing
classicroadster.It’s a classic for the progs and a world ending hate machine for anyone else.
Sorry, but the guy’s name sounds like something offered up at the sex toy section of the porn shop.
Who knew the dickhead had an actual heart. Sure it wasn’t a pound of hamburger
pumping due to the putrid gasses marinating inside its decaying mass?
Back when Richard Dailey was still mayor it was the “Two Dicks” running the state. At least it got changed to a pussy and a dick now…
Well according to Jimmy Kimmel every medical procedure that’s done is proof that we need 0bamacare. No further explanation given, except for the usual emotional ‘you must hate people if you disagree with me.’
Ha ha ha! Heart?
A dick ain’t got no heart!
They should cart his fetid ass to North Korea or Cuba for the “tune up.”
Fuck this hateful anti-American piece of shit.
izlamo delenda est …
Did he get a pacemaker?
If he did, I’m willing to chip in for a microwave oven as a congratulation gift….
“Outpatient heart procedure” = penis enlargement.
Is anybody else watching the Comey testimony farce on teevee right now?
Just croak, already. And take that batshit cunt Pelosi with you.
Good thing it wasn’t a brain problem. Nothing to work with there.
Show Dick some respect.