CFP: As you may have heard, a new horror story has emerged from Brett Kavanaugh’s past. It’s a tale so harrowing – so absolutely beyond the pale – that Democrats are simply beside themselves with angst and hand-wringing. There are simply not enough hours in the day to clutch all the pearls that need to be clutched.
Democrats, of course, are not taking this egregious act of violence lightly
Brace yourself, because it seems that – sometime during his college years – Kavanaugh may have thrown some ice at someone. Heck, he may have thrown an entire drink. Democrats, of course, are not taking this egregious act of violence lightly.
The usual suspects (Mazie Hirono in this case) are demanding that the FBI expose the matter. more
SNIP: No one can convince me that this woman is NOT a stoner.
Is English this ignorant twat’s second language?
“I wan tell a man to sep back sat doun shah up…”
Between her broken English and Ford’s little girl voice it’s a wonder I have a shred of sanity left.
A sure win for the stupid political comment of the day, but it’s still early in the day. More democrap idiots are bound to day something more idiotic.
My new hero, Brett “The Iceman” Kavanaugh. Hawaiian nutjob Mazie Hirono stars in “Ice Follies”. Ice Ice Mazie, with apologies to Vanilla Ice
Apparently they’re really serious about this:
https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/02/politics/abolish-ice-democrats-list/index.html
😉
With that whiff of smoke in the air and those bleary eyes it looks like she’s had too much Maui Wowee man.
Is that crack smoke wafting up around her?
In some cases there is a fine line between imbecile and stoner. In Mazie’s case my money would be on the former. Someone needs to politely point out to her that retarded and evil is no way to go through life. (Kinda like this)
Me thinks she’s been hit in the head by one too many coconuts!!!
I bet he threw snowballs as a kid too!!!!….
Hell, I had a pretty good arm as a kid….when I threw a snowball at your eye, there was a pretty good chance that it hit you in your eye…
“…Hirono (D wants FBI…”
and there are plenty of people in hell that want ice water
NO
This idiot got her JD from Georgetown “kill all the white men, castrate them and feed their dicks to pigs” University.
So consider the source.
And I’d want the FBI to investigate Sen. Mazie Hirono’s feces flinging if I hadn’t seen and heard more than enough to come to my own conclusion: she flings feces.
I thought that the Dems wanted to abolish ice. If so, why do they suddenly embrace it?
Maybe the Supreme Court needs more ice-throwing and vigorous argument among the Justices. Perhaps, too much nice-nice and patty-cake with the “moderates” (viz Democrats) makes for bad decisions.
How can a Court be “non-partisan” when every Justice is selected and vetted specifically for his or her views on the most partisan issues of the day?
Sounds like this crunt has been huffing too much smoke from the active volcano in her state to alter her mind to come up with this crap. Kind of like a drunk seeing “Pink Elephants”.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is why the Onion is going belly up.
Crazy, nasty bitch!
I think hirono is just a between the scenes distraction that they put out on the stage while they reset the scenery and figure out what act to present next.
Never a good volcano explosion when you need one….
Crazy Mazie …. ’nuff said
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Man….we gotta’ get up earlier on the west Coast. This is hilarious!
*I* once dumped an entire Big Gulp over my college boyfriend’s roommate’s head. There were witnesses. I swear he deserved it.
Now, if you’ll please excuse me while I go turn myself in to be reeducated at the local camp. Sadly, I will never be Supreme Court material.
This mental midget needs to be retired. What a complete fool.
hirono. too rate to rookie rookie for ice!
The Onion wept
I heard Kavanaugh shit his pants as an infant too ! Better check Mazie !
Bathhouse Barri paved the path for politicians that are chooming morons.
thanks, obama!
Is this Ms. Swan from SNL?
Is Mazie’s Chroom Gang name, Che Flung Poo ?
Different Tim for the WIN!
ROTFLMAO
Vaudeville
a variation of Abbott and Costello’s razzle-dazzle, confusing double talk
I nominate blumenthal for the Snidely Whiplash role- ‘exit, stage left!’
FYI – Ms. Swan was MAD TV, now she’s Louise Griffin. Mazie is more of a Tokyo Joe,,,
Concur about Blumenthal however it was Snagglepuss – “Heavens to Murgatroyd!” and “Exit, stage left!”
People like Senator Mazie “Pakalolo” Hirono, make me darn glad I moved back to the mainland and did not stay in Hawaii and today be forced to have her as a representative.