Let me guess, February 5th is Bash The Geriatrics Day?
I’m all in! 🙂
CFMBP
Can’t Find My Blue Pills
BQJO
Be Quiet Jeopardys On
HWYS – Huh? What’d you say?
EBSAGC – Early bird special at Golden Corral
WAMG – Where are my glasses?
ITIBMH – I think I broke my hip
DIRTTMPTM – Did I remember to take my pills this morning?
KWK – Kids, What Kids?
TDCTJWID – They Don’t Care, They’d Just Wish I’d Die
WGASWYT – Who Gives A Shit What You Think
GOAFS – Getting Old Ain’t For Sissies
EMCBYL – Empty My Colostomy Bag, You Loser
CRS – Can’t Remember Shit
I think the forgot one
GTHOML Get the Hell off my lawn
I can hardly remember my name let alone special codes.
AIOAN – Age is only a number
GPJ? – Got prune juice?
CRVOS – Can’t reach the velcro on shoes
CNWP – Captain of Neighborhood Watch Patrol
HOFEB – Heading out for early bird
BYOD bring your own Depends
IDKWTHIDWAE,STGK- I Don’t Know What The Hell I’m Doing With Anything Electronic, Send The Grand Kids And ICP- I Can’t Pee and OGS- Old Guy Syndrome. And sweet revenge, YGOSDK-You’ll Get Old Someday Kid…
Let me guess, February 5th is Bash The Geriatrics Day?
I’m all in! 🙂
CFMBP
Can’t Find My Blue Pills
BQJO
Be Quiet Jeopardys On
HWYS – Huh? What’d you say?
EBSAGC – Early bird special at Golden Corral
WAMG – Where are my glasses?
ITIBMH – I think I broke my hip
DIRTTMPTM – Did I remember to take my pills this morning?
KWK – Kids, What Kids?
TDCTJWID – They Don’t Care, They’d Just Wish I’d Die
WGASWYT – Who Gives A Shit What You Think
GOAFS – Getting Old Ain’t For Sissies
EMCBYL – Empty My Colostomy Bag, You Loser
CRS – Can’t Remember Shit
I think the forgot one
GTHOML Get the Hell off my lawn
I can hardly remember my name let alone special codes.
AIOAN – Age is only a number
GPJ? – Got prune juice?
CRVOS – Can’t reach the velcro on shoes
CNWP – Captain of Neighborhood Watch Patrol
HOFEB – Heading out for early bird
BYOD bring your own Depends
IDKWTHIDWAE,STGK- I Don’t Know What The Hell I’m Doing With Anything Electronic, Send The Grand Kids And ICP- I Can’t Pee and OGS- Old Guy Syndrome. And sweet revenge, YGOSDK-You’ll Get Old Someday Kid…
How about- KMA!
WSTMD..
Whore Stuck To My Di..
XFWW- Expected fart, was wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=LV0wTtiJygY
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“It’s rough getting old. But it beats the alternative.”
-My Old Man
RIP, Dad.
Diagnosis shorthand used in hospitals
TMB – too many birthdays
TTJ- transfer to Jesus
DEC- discharged to Eternal Care