The list of side effects is longer than the shitty song.
33 Comments on Seriously???
No one dances at my grocer. They just throw shit and yell a lot.
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This is why I stopped watching TV.
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“ No one dances at my grocer. They just throw shit and yell a lot.”
Apparently you don’t have pain and redness in the genitalia area or you’d be throwing shit too. WTF did I just watch?
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You have a greater risk of death than of healing!
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They had me at: … or a rare life-threatening bacterial infection between and around the anus and genitals …
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Used to be that some commercials were funny, entertaining.
I remember one where a guy was trying to light his barb in the back yard while his wife was yakking about something in the living room. You could see the guy in the back through a big picture window. All of a sudden, the barb blasted off straight up in the air. The guy looked around, finally up, and saw the barb descending on him, then he took off seconds before the barb hit the ground. His wife, oblivious to all of that just kept talking about some product or other.
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There is a commercial I’ve seen on the internet about people who can’t poop. There is some anguished young female who complains she can’t poop. They use the word poop.
All I can do is laugh at it. The word poop must have spawned a million jokes. Like a ton of other four-letter words. The word is a natural for jokes.
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The worst are the Pre-AIDS medicine ads. “If you were assigned male at birth, and you plan on taking a dick up your ass, take our pills before you get AIDS”. SMDH
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White guy with a medium-skinned black woman and they have a dark black daughter. What a woke mess.
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That was really annoying.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
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The “big story to tell” is a person can croak taking this poison quicker than they can just living with Type II diabetes.
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I hate these ads.
They make the overweight people seem so happy about their self inflicted illnesses.
Have you seen the ads for the fat shots?
ugh
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I’ll ask you to leave my genitals and anus out of your drug commercial Boehringer Ingelheim. Maybe stick to doing your silly song and dance routine back in Germany.
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Fat old black people much? And don’t think we’re fooled by the smiling, dancing white folks. All that pastel mess needs is a side-effects rapper.
And lordy, take me back to 1973. Can you tell me how to get, how to get off of Pharma-me Street…
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Why don’t these ads really tell the truth and call poop for what it is and like the Firesign Theater just tell people that “this is some really great shit.” I’ve seen that commercial with that woman telling us she can’t poop. Remember when Ex-Lax commercials were controversial back in the 60’s and caused quite a stir with the 3 TV networks refusing to air them, I do.
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If yew walk into a grocery store and see people singing and dancing, yew might want to stop shopping in the Tenderoin district!
There’s gotta be a joke about meat somewhere in there…
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Harry, it would probably be a rousing show tune of people praising beating their meat if the fags had anything to do with it.
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Sounds great – can I take two?
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Tobacco commercials were banned to save us, but as far as I can tell, all the smokers still know where to find one to burn, and I still know where to get my Copenhagen.
It is well past time to ban all pharma commercials. The fatties can still go to the doctor and just ask for the latest magic drug whenever they want, and we won’t have to listen to this drivel anymore.
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Is that drug makes you black, fat and gay, I’ll pass.
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@Harry What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a faggot? The fridge doesn’t fart when you take out the meat.
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Managing it well? How come you’re still 80 pounds overweight? Maybe if you ever got more than arms length from food you wouldn’t need a medication with an ingredient list that looks like a chemistry mid-term cheat sheet.
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Where, oh where, did the ad people with brains and a sense of humor go? Commercials used to be entertaining. Now all we get is lowest common denominator pandering and the risk of butt-hole rot and your legs falling off.
Have you ever wondered…
how the man who drives the snow plow…
drives to the snow plow?
Maybe if SNAP would stop paying for chips and soda, Lafonda wouldn’t need medication for obesity, heart disease and diabetes .
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TONY R,, There is NO $$$ in healthy people only the sick….
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Uncle Al, my wife’s and I 69 red VW beetle was the best snow car that we ever had. It was even better than my AWD Subarus at getting around on snowy roads because of its engine being in the rear over the drive wheels. I wish we still had that car, but it was too small when we started having kids. It would’ve made a great second car.
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Dr. Tar
Saturday, 31 May 2025, 7:44 at 7:44 am
“Maybe stick to doing your silly song and dance routine back in Germany.”
No one dances at my grocer. They just throw shit and yell a lot.
This is why I stopped watching TV.
“ No one dances at my grocer. They just throw shit and yell a lot.”
Apparently you don’t have pain and redness in the genitalia area or you’d be throwing shit too. WTF did I just watch?
You have a greater risk of death than of healing!
They had me at: … or a rare life-threatening bacterial infection between and around the anus and genitals …
Used to be that some commercials were funny, entertaining.
I remember one where a guy was trying to light his barb in the back yard while his wife was yakking about something in the living room. You could see the guy in the back through a big picture window. All of a sudden, the barb blasted off straight up in the air. The guy looked around, finally up, and saw the barb descending on him, then he took off seconds before the barb hit the ground. His wife, oblivious to all of that just kept talking about some product or other.
There is a commercial I’ve seen on the internet about people who can’t poop. There is some anguished young female who complains she can’t poop. They use the word poop.
All I can do is laugh at it. The word poop must have spawned a million jokes. Like a ton of other four-letter words. The word is a natural for jokes.
The worst are the Pre-AIDS medicine ads. “If you were assigned male at birth, and you plan on taking a dick up your ass, take our pills before you get AIDS”. SMDH
White guy with a medium-skinned black woman and they have a dark black daughter. What a woke mess.
That was really annoying.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
The “big story to tell” is a person can croak taking this poison quicker than they can just living with Type II diabetes.
I hate these ads.
They make the overweight people seem so happy about their self inflicted illnesses.
Have you seen the ads for the fat shots?
ugh
I’ll ask you to leave my genitals and anus out of your drug commercial Boehringer Ingelheim. Maybe stick to doing your silly song and dance routine back in Germany.
Fat old black people much? And don’t think we’re fooled by the smiling, dancing white folks. All that pastel mess needs is a side-effects rapper.
And lordy, take me back to 1973. Can you tell me how to get, how to get off of Pharma-me Street…
Why don’t these ads really tell the truth and call poop for what it is and like the Firesign Theater just tell people that “this is some really great shit.” I’ve seen that commercial with that woman telling us she can’t poop. Remember when Ex-Lax commercials were controversial back in the 60’s and caused quite a stir with the 3 TV networks refusing to air them, I do.
If yew walk into a grocery store and see people singing and dancing, yew might want to stop shopping in the Tenderoin district!
There’s gotta be a joke about meat somewhere in there…
Harry, it would probably be a rousing show tune of people praising beating their meat if the fags had anything to do with it.
Sounds great – can I take two?
Tobacco commercials were banned to save us, but as far as I can tell, all the smokers still know where to find one to burn, and I still know where to get my Copenhagen.
It is well past time to ban all pharma commercials. The fatties can still go to the doctor and just ask for the latest magic drug whenever they want, and we won’t have to listen to this drivel anymore.
Is that drug makes you black, fat and gay, I’ll pass.
@Harry What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a faggot? The fridge doesn’t fart when you take out the meat.
Managing it well? How come you’re still 80 pounds overweight? Maybe if you ever got more than arms length from food you wouldn’t need a medication with an ingredient list that looks like a chemistry mid-term cheat sheet.
Where, oh where, did the ad people with brains and a sense of humor go? Commercials used to be entertaining. Now all we get is lowest common denominator pandering and the risk of butt-hole rot and your legs falling off.
Best VW commercial ever. 1964. 61 years ago.
Maybe if SNAP would stop paying for chips and soda, Lafonda wouldn’t need medication for obesity, heart disease and diabetes .
TONY R,, There is NO $$$ in healthy people only the sick….
Uncle Al, my wife’s and I 69 red VW beetle was the best snow car that we ever had. It was even better than my AWD Subarus at getting around on snowy roads because of its engine being in the rear over the drive wheels. I wish we still had that car, but it was too small when we started having kids. It would’ve made a great second car.
Dr. Tar
Saturday, 31 May 2025, 7:44 at 7:44 am
“Maybe stick to doing your silly song and dance routine back in Germany.”
https://youtu.be/QHZR9SA5pOg?si=-TWc0ER0t6w4k1ot
My advice to the seriously overweight: Stop eating.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is how stupid Big Pharma thinks we are.
She should be more worried about her Lbs than her A1c
geoff – Harry, it would probably be a rousing show tune…
I think that’s referred to as “tenderizing” in that venue.
Just about any of these pharma commercials use the bulk of the time warning of side effects.
They forgot, Inform your your podiatrist if your shoes fill with sh^t while standing.