I just shared heart-baring music with my 40+ year old kids. I’m hoping I’m not rejected.
There’s been enough of that.
8
You know what I just realized?
All those zombies that you see in movies and in tv walking around should have their pants around their ankles after walking around and turning more and more into zombies.
Think about it. They never pull up their pants. They all get skinnier, more ghoulish. Ergo, zombie hordes should have all their pants around their ankles.
Yes…I actually think about this stuff.
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In all honesty, the sexiest image is a woman wearing a man’s shirt and no pants, just panties.
Tell me I’m wrong…
26
@Loco
i think you are talking about James Bond and Sylvia Trench (Eunice Gayson) in the Golf scene in “Dr. No”
8
My first thought was that the graphic for this piece on Page One was the Fat Lady surrendering. Just wanted to share… that.
5
Kcir, yes familiar with that scene as a huge Bond fan.
Just the other day they showed a rerun of the Scorpion TV show with Katherine McPhee dressed in similar garb.
Yes!
7
Why stop with pants, A. Burrbot.
Shirts, underwear, shoes, socks etc. eventually become rags and drop off zombies, too.
Result – naked zombies. Hey isn’t that the name of an 80s punk band?
8
Just curious, How can flip have 40 one year old kids.
21
“Why stop with pants, A. Burrbot.”
I dunno’, I hadn’t got any farther than that. The idea of hoards of the living dead shuffling along some interstate with their pants around their ankles seemed like a fine idea.
A noble thought, worthy of contemplation on it’s own merits.
The sort of thought that belongs on the mantelpiece above the fire, in easy view from a comfortable chair.
Or perhaps waterproofed and set afloat in a bubble bath.
Why a thought like that could be nickle plated and mounted on the hood of the finest of automobiles as an ornament.
I could take it on a world tour and charge the crowned head of Yurrup just for a mere glimpse of its wonderment.
Eventually I’ll franchise the idea and retire in gold plated splendor and gem encrusted opulence… eventually dying content in my money bin, crushed under a collapsing tower of Krugerrand’s.
14
…if you’d ever smelled a post-mortem fart, you’d probably pull the zombies’ pants up YOURSELVES just to get SOME filtration from that hideous stench, brain exposure be damned, maybe oven hope they eat at LEAST your olfactory center, its genuinely that bad…
9
Aaron — You undoudtedly know what an amazing force for good you could be with those incredible writing skills of yours.
Turn that God-given talent toward its goal.
10
I look down upon low-cut blouses.
21
“Just curious, How can flip have 40 one year old kids.”
2020
11
Them Zombies prolly have their pants altered at the same place that does the NAPA low ride duds.
6
The only time the hubs wants me to wear his shirts is when they shrink in the dryer or he out grows them.
And not because he thinks I look sexy in them. Because he can’t bear to throw them out or give them away. 🙂
14
What buffarilla did they get those ginormous granny panties off of?
7
“What buffarilla did they get those ginormous granny panties off of?”
Reportedly came from a clothesline on Martha’s Vineyard.
23
Lacy things the wife is missin’
Didn’t ask her permission
…
6
@WDS my first thought was the Clintons taking a tax deduction for donated underwear.
12
@Jimmy: Actually, I think those undies belong to Chris Christie, I bet there’s still $hit stains (skid marks) on them.
9
It’s obvious those bloomers hanging there don’t belong to Big Mike Obama, there’s no skid marks!
4
…if there’s gonna be a naked zombie apocalypse, there’s a requirement that they all look like the chick in the white dress dancing next to Michael Jackson in the “Thriller” video, just sayin’…
Doug Wakeman – ugh! Now that song is in my head. lolol
Hats off to you Sir Burr for your rapier wit.
Zombie Attire Matters.
1
I was inspired.
Yesterday I was bringing groceries inside (long,long driveway).
….
…
..
.
And my pants……
my pants fell down.
There I was shuffling up the driveway with muh pants slipping lower and lower…. got around my ankles by the time I made it to the kitchen counter….
.
.
.
sigh
I just shared heart-baring music with my 40+ year old kids. I’m hoping I’m not rejected.
There’s been enough of that.
You know what I just realized?
All those zombies that you see in movies and in tv walking around should have their pants around their ankles after walking around and turning more and more into zombies.
Think about it. They never pull up their pants. They all get skinnier, more ghoulish. Ergo, zombie hordes should have all their pants around their ankles.
Yes…I actually think about this stuff.
In all honesty, the sexiest image is a woman wearing a man’s shirt and no pants, just panties.
Tell me I’m wrong…
@Loco
i think you are talking about James Bond and Sylvia Trench (Eunice Gayson) in the Golf scene in “Dr. No”
My first thought was that the graphic for this piece on Page One was the Fat Lady surrendering. Just wanted to share… that.
Kcir, yes familiar with that scene as a huge Bond fan.
Just the other day they showed a rerun of the Scorpion TV show with Katherine McPhee dressed in similar garb.
Yes!
Why stop with pants, A. Burrbot.
Shirts, underwear, shoes, socks etc. eventually become rags and drop off zombies, too.
Result – naked zombies. Hey isn’t that the name of an 80s punk band?
Just curious, How can flip have 40 one year old kids.
“Why stop with pants, A. Burrbot.”
I dunno’, I hadn’t got any farther than that. The idea of hoards of the living dead shuffling along some interstate with their pants around their ankles seemed like a fine idea.
A noble thought, worthy of contemplation on it’s own merits.
The sort of thought that belongs on the mantelpiece above the fire, in easy view from a comfortable chair.
Or perhaps waterproofed and set afloat in a bubble bath.
Why a thought like that could be nickle plated and mounted on the hood of the finest of automobiles as an ornament.
I could take it on a world tour and charge the crowned head of Yurrup just for a mere glimpse of its wonderment.
Eventually I’ll franchise the idea and retire in gold plated splendor and gem encrusted opulence… eventually dying content in my money bin, crushed under a collapsing tower of Krugerrand’s.
…if you’d ever smelled a post-mortem fart, you’d probably pull the zombies’ pants up YOURSELVES just to get SOME filtration from that hideous stench, brain exposure be damned, maybe oven hope they eat at LEAST your olfactory center, its genuinely that bad…
Aaron — You undoudtedly know what an amazing force for good you could be with those incredible writing skills of yours.
Turn that God-given talent toward its goal.
I look down upon low-cut blouses.
“Just curious, How can flip have 40 one year old kids.”
2020
Them Zombies prolly have their pants altered at the same place that does the NAPA low ride duds.
The only time the hubs wants me to wear his shirts is when they shrink in the dryer or he out grows them.
And not because he thinks I look sexy in them. Because he can’t bear to throw them out or give them away. 🙂
What buffarilla did they get those ginormous granny panties off of?
“What buffarilla did they get those ginormous granny panties off of?”
Reportedly came from a clothesline on Martha’s Vineyard.
Lacy things the wife is missin’
Didn’t ask her permission
…
@WDS my first thought was the Clintons taking a tax deduction for donated underwear.
@Jimmy: Actually, I think those undies belong to Chris Christie, I bet there’s still $hit stains (skid marks) on them.
It’s obvious those bloomers hanging there don’t belong to Big Mike Obama, there’s no skid marks!
…if there’s gonna be a naked zombie apocalypse, there’s a requirement that they all look like the chick in the white dress dancing next to Michael Jackson in the “Thriller” video, just sayin’…
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/scaled/2015/02/02/254525B600000578-0-image-a-12_1422883868619.jpg
LocoBlancoSaltine JANUARY 16, 2021 AT 1:52 AM
May I recommend http://www.diogenesmiddlefinger.com on Mondays…
And surprised I’m the first to mention it…
Doug Wakeman – ugh! Now that song is in my head. lolol
Hats off to you Sir Burr for your rapier wit.
Zombie Attire Matters.
I was inspired.
Yesterday I was bringing groceries inside (long,long driveway).
….
…
..
.
And my pants……
my pants fell down.
There I was shuffling up the driveway with muh pants slipping lower and lower…. got around my ankles by the time I made it to the kitchen counter….
.
.
.
sigh
At least the kids were amused.