CHICAGO (WNB) – Esteemed civil rights champion and noted man of God, Reverend Al Sharpton, on Wednesday called off a planned march and boycott of World News Bureau, after investigating claims owner Scooter Van Neuter may have inadvertently made remarks some could construe as being racially insensitive.
“After meeting with Scooter and examining his character and heart, I’m comfortable he knowinglyl played no part in the recently posted audio clip which was likely made by a news competitor to smear his good name,” Sharpton said at a party held in his honor at World News Bureau headquarters.
“I’m glad this whole thing is behind me,” said WNB head Scooter Van Neuter. “The Reverend Sharpton knows I love American African Negros. I really look forward to maybe hiring one soon.”
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Scooter . Sounds like a mutt with worms that just drug his ass on your white carpet
Pooter van nooter
Anyone who gives me money is not racist says Rev Al
And anyone who don’t give me money is. Case closed.
” I really look forward to maybe hiring one soon.”
That made me laugh right out loud.
Hes wearing latex to touch Al. Thats awesome.
“Esteemed civil rights champion and noted man of God, Reverend Al Sharpton”
they can’t be talking about “freddies fashion mart race riot” al could they?
not “tawanna brawley” al?
what gig the “justice brothers” have created on the coat tails of rev king.
I bet rev king is so proud of them.
He is nothing more than a welfare recipient. AS long as you keep giving these assholes money you could rape their children and that would be OK.
“The Reverend Sharpton knows I love American African Negros.”
BWAAAHAAAAHAAAA !
Great stuff, WNB.
“…After meeting with Scooter and examining his [bank account], I’m comfortable he knowingly played no part in the recently posted audio clip…”
There, fixed it.
What idiot parent willingly names their kid Scooter? Must be a nickname for Scott, maybe. And he does bear an uncanny resemblance to Scooter from the Muppets.
@Geoff – I had a dog I called Scooter for the obvious reason.
Ummm, Geoff, I don’t know this for a fact, but I’m guessing that the person that names their kid Scooter Van Neuter is the same person that names their kid BigFurHat. 😉