Breitbart:
Police arrested a Florida woman for prostitution after she allegedly offered an undercover officer oral sex in exchange for lunch at Taco Bell.
Jacksonville, Florida, police arrested 47-year-old Buffy Suzanne Bryan for offering, committing or engaging in prostitution or assignation after offering an undercover officer oral sex in exchange for two soft shell tacos, according to JAX News 4.
The high quality hookers in Jacksonville demand Arbys.
She obviously has no faith in her own branding if that’s all she’s gonna charge.
Hold the sauce.
Dude
Just give her a few bucks and move on. Jail? Really?
What! Tell me it ain’t so, a choice of tacos at Taco Bell?
Heck, Madonna offered the same for a vote.
Hillary screwed the US by selling 20% of our Uranium to Russia for $Millions to the clinton foundation.
Some prostitutes are more equal that others.
What does Chalupa think of his name being dragged through the refried beans? LOL!
Three generations of prostitutes were comparing notes.
The youngest, 25 complained that you couldn’t get $20 for a hummer.
Her senior, aged 50 informed her that in her day $5 was tops.
The grandma of the group sighed and said that in her day during the depression she was just happy to get something in her stomach.
Those were soft shell fish tacos. Her name is taquito bell
And your front end will burn instead of the back end
In all fairness, the cop probably asked for the Nach-ho.
That sex will make you even sicker than the food which was offered!
I know the story is kind of funny but it’s also incredibly sad and ought to make people as mad as hell. This is the scourge that drugs take in our society (it’s the same up here) and the left decides to open safe shoot up clinics and bullshit sentences for pushers selling that poison to our kids (who become adults or to the weaker members of society). The sooner Trump gets that wall up (hell until then patrol with armed drones and Apache gunships) and strangles the main entry points for drugs the sooner society can start to really deal with the addicts. That process will be a hell of a lot easier with the supply seriously reduced. Oh, and while we’re at it build a few more prisons in the deserts to house the pushers and work for the day when selling narcotics has a death sentence for three time offenders.
Tacos … blowjob …
Tacos … blowjob …
Tacos … blowjob …
I’m thinking! I’m thinking!
Tacos … blowjob …
Tacos … blowjob …
Tacos … blowjob …
I’m thinking! I’m thinking!
MJA, the older I get the more my sensibilities want some of these articles to be “rated” G or X
In more civilized cities this is called “speed dating.”
@Frank, I think this is the only site that makes me LOL.
I always wondered what that word meant.
So she is up front about getting a meal and giving sex. But the ordinary, everyday date where you take out a woman, wine and dine her and get sex, and she is not a prostitute. The world is getting to complicated for me. How about this, we legalize prostitution and drugs and we have less problems (proven).
Chalupa? I think maybe you didn’t quite catch what she asked, MJA. It was probably “ÂżQuieres que lo chupe?“
My friends and I were joking about chalupas way before Taco Bell turned them into a taco. A real chalupa resembles a gordita. I’m not getting any residuals from those chihuahua grinders.
SAVE OUR CHALUPA!!! Accept NO fake Chalupas!