She’s Selling Piles of Shit – IOTW Report

She’s Selling Piles of Shit

Please don’t buy anyone poop for Christmas. Even if there is a bow on it.

21 Comments on She’s Selling Piles of Shit

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  3. I oughta be able to make a fortune off the geese!

    Let me see … “Goose Doodles?”

    Hell, I’ll even sprinkle some sparkles on em!

    mortem tyrannis
    izlamo delenda est …

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