Shia LaBeouf’s sanity destroyed by the Left – IOTW Report

Shia LaBeouf’s sanity destroyed by the Left

Jay Fayza of TheRebel.media looks into what caused Shia Labeouf to become violent and lose his grip on reality.

13 Comments on Shia LaBeouf’s sanity destroyed by the Left

  1. Poor guy, but I have to admit that I think that one of the funniest moments, lately, was when Shia’s “He Will Not Divide Us” flag was replaced by a MAGA hat.

  2. Gee … what a shame … I really enjoyed him in that movie … y’know … that one that had those Hollyweird actors doin shit … and stuff … I b’lieve a car crashed … and some girl got naked … you remember?

    Yeah! That one!

    izlamo delenda est …

  3. Irony Curtain JULY 23, 2017 AT 11:06 AM
    Can we please just fast forward to the part where this drunken, racist, Hollywood Imbecile winds up dead in a pool of his own vomit in some California hotel room?

    6+
    OpenTheDoor JULY 23, 2017 AT 11:51 AM
    @Irony Curtain, sounds like you have a synopsis for a great song there!

    On a dark desert highway, uncool wind in his hair
    loud sirens of cop cars, rising up through the air
    Up ahead in the distance, he saw a red and blue blinking light
    his head grew heavy and his mind was dim
    he had to stop for the night.

    There he stood in the doorway;
    he heard the claxon bell
    And he wasn’t thinking to himself
    ‘This could be heaven or this could be Hell’
    Then he lit up a doobie and it showed him the way
    There were voices down the corridor,
    he thought he heard them say

    Welcome to Hollywood California
    Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
    Such a lovely face.
    Plenty of room at the Hollywood California
    Any time of year (any time of year) you can find it here

    His mind is 4chan-twisted, he got the iotw bends
    he ain’t got a lot of Cops on his side, and he wears the Depends
    How he’ll dance in the courtroom, sweet slammer sweat
    Some dance to remember, some dance round the metal toilet

    So he called up the warden,
    ‘Please bring me my whine’
    warden said, ‘You won’t have that spirit long big Leroy wants to give-eight inches or nine’
    And still those voices are calling from far away,
    Wake you up in the middle of the night
    Just to hear them say”

    Welcome to the Hollyweird California
    Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
    Such a lovely face.
    They livin’ it up at the Hollyweird California
    What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise), bring you alibis

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