Santa plays flaming bagpipes with one hand while holding a pile of presents in downtown Portland.
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I can dig Ode to Joy on Christmas!
Just like Kwanzaa Claus at the White House only he rides an agenda that turns Left and the flames come outta his ass!
wth? oh, portland…
It’s the UniPiper: perhaps the coolest thing to come out of Portland in 20 years.
Gotta admire anyone who can do so many things at once and in a kilt, even.
Portland, OR? No libs threw coal at him?
Wow, a flaming bagpipe!!!
Flamers on bicycles are all over Portland.
“….giving the gift of bongs and dildos to all the good little leftists”
Thanks, MJA! I enjoyed that very much! At least he wasn’t looting or busting up windows in Portland like the Left-trash was a couple of weeks ago. Go Santa! 🙂
If you throw a little dirt on him would we hear something from Earth Wind and Fire?
Preview of Hell’s street performers except for not being on fire himself.
We could fix that.
No, wait. I have a request as he rides around in a circle with flames coming out.
Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash
Thunderstruck with flaming bagpipes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-Op1Mng4oY