On the Crapwalk

25 Comments on On the Crapwalk

1. I knew a guy from high school that worked for his family business … pumping out full septic tanks.

   I felt so sorry for him.

2. One of the sickest things I’ve ever heard of. A Chinese Honey Wagon exploding. Do you have any idea what they eat?Me neither. But it can’t be good. Possibly the worst shit ever

3. Is that what they mean when they talk about the shit hitting the Chan?

4. This time, it looks like the shit hit the Chans….

5. Missed it by that much, Golly 🙂

6. Dude’s shit-faced.

7. It could have been worse. The gulag abortion lorry could have exploded instead.

8. I don’t think I could ever feel clean again.

9. Gotta be the worst case of explosive diarrhea on the planet!!
   When you’re sliding into first,
   And you feel something burst…

10. @Claudia, I used to have a family septic tank pumping business as a client. They made damned good money. Unfortunately, they also spent damned good money, so they were never a head… I mean, ahead (they owned racehorses, which can be an economic bottomless pit), but they could have been affluent in the effluent business. Still, not a glamorous job for a high school kid, I’ll admit.

11. Great minds think alike, Chalupa! 😉

12. Golly, I’m going to take a wild guess at their race horses name. Shitten and Gettin.

    How’d I do?

13. If they weren’t, they should’ve been, Brad! Sadly, I can’t remember anymore (if I ever knew).

14. Your comment makes me very sad Golly. How old are you? As old as you feel. Let’s step it up sir. We’ve got some shit coming up.

15. Many a submarine sailor had a similar experience. I was never one of them. But on every patrol there was always at least one guy, some times 2, who learned to pay attention the hard way from experience. I made 8 patrols so there were 10 to 14 victims of their own absent mindedness during my time at sea.
    Whatever you do – don’t open the flapper valve (large ball valve at the bottom of the commode ) and become the Flapper King. The worst part was that after the victim blew the contents of the sanitary tank (sewage tank) all over himself, he couldn’t take a shower until the after the sanitary tank was empty and the air pressure discharged back to normal. Which took a long time. Oh, and since they made the mess, they had to clean it up too. It’s the story at the top of the webpage:

    http://www.usscasimirpulaski.com/seastories.htm .

16. @Bad_Brad, the Chinese eat everything with wings except a plane and everything with legs except a table.

17. A truckload of congressmen:
    http://i.imgur.com/h0pYO.jpg

18. Eugenia, Yea, I figured that out. That’s alright, Walmarts paying for it while all the American manufacturers lay off their employees and the the owners try and survive. That’s real personal for me

19. i doubt it smells any worse than the rest of the city.

20. Still not as bad as the SOTU address.

21. I’m glad this didn’t happen in Albany near the State House, or in New York City near City Hall.

    In those places, “covered in shit” is a meaningless concept.

22. @ Big Gun- That’s a Florida truck! Makes me proud.

23. This story is over a month old. Slow news day?

24. A perfect analogy to how Obama has affected the world.

    (and yes, we will feel The Won’s stank foreverafter)

25. Had my tank pumped once. Guy told a funny story, don’t know if it was true.
    Seems he was pumping a tank and the homeowner was watching.
    The owner asked about all the white bubbles floating around on the surface. The man was told they were condoms, he was taken aback.
    Wanted to know how they got in there as he never used them, he was sterile.
    The service man told him maybe the previous occupant had flushed them.
    “Son, I built this house.”
    Bet Lucy had some ‘splainin to do.