Patriot Retort: Yesterday, in an effort to once again deflect from her own abject failures, Chicago Mayor Sméagol Lightfoot pulled out the old Woman Card – thereby putting an end to the rumors that Sméagol is a genderless goblin. Since only a female can play the Woman Card.
Ah, yes. Trump’s focus on these crime-ridden cities has nothing to do with the fact that they are crime-ridden and everything to do with attacking women mayors because he’s big old misogynist.
It has absolutely nothing to do with murder rates skyrocketing or violent riots.
Nope. It’s because these incompetent mayors are all women. more here
Shes a woman? Let’s see the proof….er, ah, on second thought, no.
By golly Wally, she does look like Smeagol. Her precious is unlimited power over her minions in Chicago. And just like Smeagol/Gollum it will consume her soul and everyone around her.
Which eye do you look at when you talk to her/it?
Rick
The one that’s looking at you.
Wtf is wrong with this country when you can’t even attack a woman anymore?
I like to attack the ones that have great big ****.
I think those eyes can move independently… much like a chamaeleon.
” Look away I’m hideous.” 😳
h/t Assman
She should grow her mustache out – then she would look just like Barney Miller
Someday, possibly, but probably not she will come to terms to the fact that she just is basically dumb. She has reached her position because she is a woman and black…..The MVR is missing another Smeagol….
…no, all the Sméagol is gone from THIS one, it’s 100% Gollum at this point and NO going back…
https://64.media.tumblr.com/87e047982436d760b995f71419fe3876/tumblr_o2rztc3Z9d1uve83to1_500.gif
Yeah but a really fugly Barney Miller.
And she said Trump was ‘rattling the sword.’
Yes, and he also hates you. Bwwwwwwaahahahaha.
Instant Democrat victim.
She’s garbage.
Ted Wheeler of Portland is extremely effeminate… Does that count as a woman?
Trump is targeting STUPID women that are acting like totalitarian asshats, beetle juice.
Cortez did the same thing on the floor of Congress today.
Crying, that the ‘big bad Republican WHITE conrgressMAN’ said not nice things to her!!
IF you can’t take the heat, go back to the dam fucking bar.
What an asswipe,so much for ‘feminism’ and being strong, and what a joke, but a real threat to the Republic.
Miss Kitty – “What happened to your face? It looks like an old catcher’s mitt.”
@Dianny – I’m not sure that Smeagol, a former hobbit, is a good analogy. I think most people had a sympathetic feeling towards Smeagol, his eventual madness was not really his fault.
I have ZERO sympathy for people like…her. She and people like her? They have NO excuse.
Oh, and thanks for the work that you do!
Ghost
to paraphrase:
‘I’m Precious, Precious!”
I wonder if any of these libtard politicians have any clue how fast their house of cards would fall if the press stopped acting a political hacks and began to treat these incompetent fools as the next possible Pulitzer?
The Democrat party would fold faster than France did to the Nazi’s in ’40.
Chuckie – LOL
I couldn’t resist using a quote from one of my favorite sitcom’s.
Flies are careful not to get anywhere that mouth.
Smeagol was the Man. We know where he came from, a place called the Shire, this freak is, whatever, I’m not quite sure what she is or where she’s from, she kind of reminds me of an Orc’s grandmother, or may a sister?
More like Smegma!
“pulled out the old woman card”? Freudian slip?
Fire Marshal Bill in drag
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!
Crap it’s still there…
Chalupa has a cute picture of Mayor Beetlejuice and it’s wife!
@Anymouse – you nailed it for me. I never did see Beetlejuice but I did see Edward Scissorhands and now the fog it clearing.
She has the same eyes dead eyes.
The guys at second city cop website call her Groot — that plant like creature from Guardians of the Galaxy. http://disney.wikia.com/wiki/Groot
Definitely a strong resemblance.
That 5 o’clock shadow is a dead giveaway.
Mayor Lizardface has decided to let Federal policing agencies help clean up the horrible mess she created, following a phone call with President Trump;
https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/criminal-justice/ct-chicago-trump-federal-agents-20200722-ki3dqmj3szgwvicltnoubvmmwu-story.html .
Let’s review from your link, 99th Squad Leader.
He could have just said, “She’s incompetent.” and nailed it. But he’s too nice.
Just wow.