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Smoking Bum: Loaded Pistol Found Concealed In Louisiana Man’s Butt

Monday, 21 September 2020, 19:00 MJA Uncategorized 31

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According to a story at The Smoking Gun, a Louisiana man who was found to have a loaded pistol in his buttocks during a jail strip search pleaded guilty late last week to weapons and contraband charges. And they have the court documents to prove it.

Justin Savoie, 24, was arrested last year after police noticed suspicious activity at a residence in Golden Meadow. Officers recovered a concealed handgun, marijuana, and drug paraphernalia in a pat down of the suspect. They also seized several other guns from Savoie’s truck, as well as homemade silencers. During the intake process at a Lafourche Parish Sheriff’s Office sub-station, a strip search revealed that Savoie had a loaded .25 caliber Titan pistol concealed in his rear end. The handgun has a 2.5-inch barrel and measures 4.375 inches long. more here

31 Comments on Smoking Bum: Loaded Pistol Found Concealed In Louisiana Man’s Butt

  3. …were he successful, just what did he plan to DO with it?

    …also. I’ve known some prison guards and intake workers. Not always the sharpest tacks in the box, and sometimes not enthusiastic about looking INSIDE, but even the LAZIEST is GONNA bend you over, geez, what did he THINK would happen…

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  9. …Buddy Hackett had a joke that covered this…

    “Buddy Hackett, from one of his old stand-up routines. He is egging on a pretty lady in the front row.

    “Gosh, you’re a pretty lady, do you ever use bad language?” (no)
    “Do you ever swear?” (no) Do you ever say “ass”? (laughs, no)
    “C’mon, say ass.” (holds mic down to her) “Say ass.” (no)

    audience cracks up and he lets up a little but continues.

    “Did you know “hand” is a worse word than “ass”?

    “I can prove it, here listen to this; You’re walking in the city, it’s late at night, the street lights are out. From the shadows you see a man approach-a big knarly man. He has scars on his face and he’s mean. You see he has a gun in his hand.
    You’re scared, right?” (lady agrees, nods her head)

    Same man comes up to you with a gun in his ass, who cares?”

    https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/-ARCHIVED-THREAD—-Gun-Quotes/5-1680182/&page=3

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  11. How embarrassing would it be to get shot by someones ass gun?

    “We had him dawg, jigga was on his back gettin’ stomped. Suddenly he spreads his legs and gets elbow deep in his pants. Jigga’ shot Trey with his ass gun….”

    “What?”

    “Yeah, and then he said he was goin’ back in for his .45. We took off, man.”

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  17. This story hits way too close to homo. I mean home.

    You know what my Petey B calls his very own “assault weapon?” My unbleached elastic starfish!

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  21. On a similar note a local Deputy Sheriff was getting his haircut at Dan’s barber shop in Spokane 20 some odd years ago and the pistol he was carrying went off accidentally and shot himself in the foot while he was getting his hair cut. I don’t think he ever lived that down, he was the butt of jokes for quite a while after that.

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