KPRC:
According to a story at The Smoking Gun, a Louisiana man who was found to have a loaded pistol in his buttocks during a jail strip search pleaded guilty late last week to weapons and contraband charges. And they have the court documents to prove it.
Justin Savoie, 24, was arrested last year after police noticed suspicious activity at a residence in Golden Meadow. Officers recovered a concealed handgun, marijuana, and drug paraphernalia in a pat down of the suspect. They also seized several other guns from Savoie’s truck, as well as homemade silencers. During the intake process at a Lafourche Parish Sheriff’s Office sub-station, a strip search revealed that Savoie had a loaded .25 caliber Titan pistol concealed in his rear end. The handgun has a 2.5-inch barrel and measures 4.375 inches long. more here
well, he certainly looks like a cockholster
Unbleached starfish comment in 3,2,1…..
…were he successful, just what did he plan to DO with it?
…also. I’ve known some prison guards and intake workers. Not always the sharpest tacks in the box, and sometimes not enthusiastic about looking INSIDE, but even the LAZIEST is GONNA bend you over, geez, what did he THINK would happen…
ASSault weapon?
Brown Eye Bart
And Tim sweeps past all defenders and sends the puck to the back of the net!
Concealed my ass, oh wait…
…makes sense…with a barrel THAT small, you’d NEED to get close to the bullseye…
…Buddy Hackett had a joke that covered this…
“Buddy Hackett, from one of his old stand-up routines. He is egging on a pretty lady in the front row.
“Gosh, you’re a pretty lady, do you ever use bad language?” (no)
“Do you ever swear?” (no) Do you ever say “ass”? (laughs, no)
“C’mon, say ass.” (holds mic down to her) “Say ass.” (no)
audience cracks up and he lets up a little but continues.
“Did you know “hand” is a worse word than “ass”?
“I can prove it, here listen to this; You’re walking in the city, it’s late at night, the street lights are out. From the shadows you see a man approach-a big knarly man. He has scars on his face and he’s mean. You see he has a gun in his hand.
You’re scared, right?” (lady agrees, nods her head)
Same man comes up to you with a gun in his ass, who cares?”
https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/-ARCHIVED-THREAD—-Gun-Quotes/5-1680182/&page=3
A slight variation of the French rifle joke.
Louisiana classified ad – “Pistol for sale. Never fired. Shat once…”
How embarrassing would it be to get shot by someones ass gun?
“We had him dawg, jigga was on his back gettin’ stomped. Suddenly he spreads his legs and gets elbow deep in his pants. Jigga’ shot Trey with his ass gun….”
“What?”
“Yeah, and then he said he was goin’ back in for his .45. We took off, man.”
He’s a crack shot.
Trying to smuggle a gun into jail ia supposed to be a felony. I do not know if that placement counts.
Yeah, except it was a real shitty gun – not the type you’d want to handle.
the gauntlet has been thrown
everyone wonders … how will Florida Man respond?
…I wanna see the part where he argues in court that he doesn’t know how it got there, they always do…
This story hits way too close to homo. I mean home.
You know what my Petey B calls his very own “assault weapon?” My unbleached elastic starfish!
Probably was one of those Remington rump rods.
I’m sure the guy was a crappy shooter anyway.
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ – I bet Florida Man sold him the gun and told him how to conceal carry it.
On a similar note a local Deputy Sheriff was getting his haircut at Dan’s barber shop in Spokane 20 some odd years ago and the pistol he was carrying went off accidentally and shot himself in the foot while he was getting his hair cut. I don’t think he ever lived that down, he was the butt of jokes for quite a while after that.
Is that gun a Titan or a Tighten?
I don’t even want to know how he got it in there. How his quick draw worked. Nor who the jailer was that took it out or how he did it.
Appendix carry is really popular right now. He was just trying something new.
@Chasten
You’ve got the target confused with the gun, unless I’m mistaken about the acrobatics involved.
Using your underpants as a holster is pure genius.
Did he fart bullets?
When out of ammo, you’re supposed to hit your opponent with the butt of your gun, not the gun of your butt.
Must not have known about “Buckwheats”…
I’m the sort of immature child who clicks on posts of this ‘nature’ entirely for the comment section and its inevitable color commentary.
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Mae West: Is that a gun in your pants or did you just drop a load?