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Some Karen shenanigans. In a Prius.

Sunday, 30 January 2022, 10:00 MJA Uncategorized 69

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69 Comments on Some Karen shenanigans. In a Prius.

  3. What was the deal with the car backing up and then going forward? I mean, I get the part about the Prius crank wasting time blocking an empty car.

    And the Blair Witch camera work made me dizzy. Now I’m getting cranky. Better go get some coffee.

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  8. Dry gulched January 30, 2022 at 10:11 am

    Prius drivers. Arrrgh. They have 2 speeds… really slow and really fast. I guess it’s hard to drive when you’re looking down your nose at everybody else.
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    The slow part is them yapping or texting, the fast part is “get out of my way, I’m going to “Starbutts!” Guy down the road drives a Prius, it has a Biden bumper sticker, and they never removed the “I’m ready for Hillary” bumper sticker. The guy hasn’t worked a day in his life and Mommy takes care of everything–yeah, his mother is 86 and still wiping his butt.

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  11. Third,

    They were getting the Prius to think that they were leaving and then re-took the spot to drink their coffee and drive her Bat Shit Pelosi Crazy.

    Fun times for all…

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  12. I had a chance to drive a Prius as a rental. The car is engineered to make you drive that way. There are several sly things Toyota has done to manipulate you into driving like an ass. Next thing you know, I’m driving like a stereotypical Prius driver instead of like I do when behind the wheel of my sports car that I had turned in for service. The accelerator pedal gets harder to push about 1/3 the way through the pedal travel. The way the economy lights works if you accelerate faster than they want you to, the color of the lights on the charging display changing to red, and the sound of the exhaust all contribute to slow you down. It disgusted me.

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  13. I follow BadPriusDrivers and LeftLanePrius on social media for the giggles and snark. The comments are always on point. Out here in western WA, Prius’ are everywhere driving badly. If they upgrade and get a Tesla they drive badly faster with more arrogance.

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  14. A friend of mine occasionally drives a company Prius on business trips. He has made it his mission to sabotage the gas mileage using the stupid gauge on the dash. Uses the gas to keep it “in the red”. I just have to content myself with giving them a rear view mirror full of Silverado grill.

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  15. My niece bought a prius when she was selling real estate in Oregon just for the optics when dealing with liberal clients, but could usually be seen in her gas guzzlin SUV!

    I almost bought it from her just so I could put a shit load of TRUMP stickers and drive it around Eugene to stir up some shit!

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  16. “Dang, I don’t subscribe to social media. Any chance this is posted elsewhere?”

    if you’re unlucky enough to live in a democratic controlled area, you can probably just go outside and watch it live

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  18. My first and last time driving one of these was a few years ago as a rental. Not impressed! Poor visibility and weird layout of instrumentation in their stupid light show of a dashboard! Then there is the floppy, little joystick… man was I glad to be done with that thing!

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  20. I remember an article in Car & Driver a few years ago where they put a Prius and a V8 powered BMW on a race track together. They told the Prius driver to drive it as hard as he could and the BMW driver to just follow the Prius but don’t pass him. After the Prius ran out of gas, they checked the gas mileage on both cars. The Prius got 17 MPG, the V8 BMW got 19.

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  22. I’ve never driven a Prius, but I rode in one not long ago. I had to use Uber Pet to get my dog to the vet. I would never buy one of them, but I was surprised at how roomy it was. Of course, my dog and I had to sit in the back seat, but there was plenty of room. Also, when I was in Canada years ago, all their cabs were Priuses. I still think it’s the ugliest car ever made.

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  23. I know a guy that is a courier for a reference lab. He bought a Prius to drive his route. He swears that it is the best car he has ever had, last time I talked to him he was coming up on 300,000 miles, only service has been regular maintenance.
    But yes, they’ve got to be the ugliest car ever.

  25. Since I saw it the first time around 2004 or so, I thought it was damned ugly. At least the old VW bugs were cute/ugly, but the Prius is just plain ugly.

    Suggestion to automakers: make your products at least somewhat pretty, even if they suck.

  27. General…..I don’t know if you’re aware……but in this country… giant phallus’s are often used as suppositories.

    See, what these gay fellas do is…. I mean after a dinner and drinks, maybe some dancing….. what these fellers do when they get home…or to the nearest alley.. what they do is use their giant phallus’s…. I’m talking about their cocks..

    What they do is…

    I dunno’ if I should say it. All this talk about suppositories and giant gay cocks.

    It just seems kinda’ gay.

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  31. Ha ha, you’re too quick for me. You thought I was gonna’ say HETEROSEXUALITY for a laugh but you beat me to it.

    Well played.

    But seriously, you know what’s not gay?

  33. Brad, you vote Republican just like the rest of us.

    So you know exactly what getting fucked in the ass feels like.

    Hell, I couldn’t walk for a week after the last election.

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  37. OK, OK. Neal Young’s not gay. I mean, REALLY not gay.

    Back in the early days of AIDS hysteria, he was bonkers over the idea of gays working in public places because (he was offering *gasp* medical disinformation!) he just knew you could get AIDS by touching something that somebody with AIDS had touched. And he wasn’t talking about naughty bits.

    He’s quoted as crying out, “You go to the supermarket and you see a faggot behind the fucking cash register, you don’t want him to handle your potatoes.”

    So. Neal Young’s not gay. Probably.

  38. Well, O.K. PSA: Neal Young the astronaut probably isn’t gay.

    You seem a lil’ envious of the fact he got squeezed into a tin can with some other sweaty men….but O.K.

    Anybody else?

    Anybody know what isn’t gay?

    It’s a really simple set up…..kinda’ surprised I’ve had to tee this one up repeatedly….but I assure you…..it’s worth the wait.

    Probably.

  47. Well yeah Brad, you know what’s not gay because you’re not one of those GAY HOMOSEXUALS.

    It’s Al that needs the conversion therapy.

    He’s a real, …..one of those…he’s a dirty dog.

  52. The only thing I got from this thread is that 1911’s with Tony Lama boot’s with the Bull rider heel make excellent suppositories.

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  56. You’re all so earnest….

    No, the last joke took an hour and a half to tell. Which sure made me laugh. But I won’t inflict that on anyone again. Even though the entire bit is the actual joke.

    There’s no real point in keeping you all hanging on….waiting for a punchline that turns out to be so horribly bad that it’s funny…

    for me…

    So I guess I should just tell the punchline and move on.

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  58. No….Al…… I swear….

    The answer is 𝔸ℕ𝔸𝕃 𝕊𝔼𝕏.

    You know what’s really gay? 𝔸ℕ𝔸𝕃 𝕊𝔼𝕏 Al. The answer is 𝔸ℕ𝔸𝕃 𝕊𝔼𝕏.

    Why do I even bother?

  61. But(t) Burr, 𝔸ℕ𝔸𝕃 𝕊𝔼𝕏 is for sure dirty, deviant, and perverted, but(t) I’m told it happens between dirty, deviant, and perverted heterosexuals, too.

    But I’ll repeat…

    HAHAHAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAHAHA!

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  63. Don’t worry Joe6pak. White socks with tennis shoes isn’t gay, but panty hoes with Tony Lama boots and the Bull rider heel make you gay as fuck. Especially when the closest you got to riding a bull is when you put some coins in the bull just outside the grocery store. Anal fuckery on steroids.

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  64. Man, you guys are like homophobos or something.

    Listen, those gay guys have it pretty good. Disposable income, preferential hiring….the list goes on.

    No, gay guys have it pretty good. But ya’ know…. there is one thing gay guys find to be a real pain in the ass.

    Know what it is?

    Wanna’ guess?

    It’s 𝔸ℕ𝔸𝕃 𝕊𝔼𝕏.

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  65. Good news! I didn’t want to throw out my white socks and tennis shoes. I would have to start a new foot wardrobe. Watch, now someone will say something about blue jeans and sweatshirts.

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  69. Thank you all for playing. Also, thanks to my technical director, BigFurHat. He’s always telling me I’m too coy.

    Which is true as I don’t even like gefilte fish.

    Especial thanks to my conscience. Shorty McMicroman. It was his idea to wait a full nine hours before beginning my bombing run on this thread.

    Honorable mention goes to Hitler.

    He may not have made an appearance on this thread…..but he’s lurking around somewhere in someones mind at this very moment.

    You’re all good sports.

    For a pack of diiiirty dawgs.

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