OC: It may not be the classic fairy-tale romance, but the story of how a British 51-year-old trucker met the love of his live is definitely one for the books. Believe it or not, he just found her number scrawled on the wall of a public toilet.
They say love happens when you least expect it, and that was certainly the case for Mark Ellis, a trucker from Brighhouse, West Yorkshire. He was on his way to meet his friends for a drink at a pub in Garfoth when he decided to stop at a public restroom. While going about his business, he noticed a raunchy message scrawled on one of the toilet walls – “If you want a good shag call Donna on . . . [phone number]”. Mark apparently founded very intriguing, because he ended up texting the mysterious number with the message “Hi. What are you up to?” “I was curious to know if it was a real human being,” he recently told The Sun newspaper. “We still laugh about it.” MORE
Well I can tell 876-5309 is a dead loser.
Once again Bad_Dyslexia comes through. 🙂
Or 867-5309
If you call that 202 number it will be forwarded to the golf course in Martha’s Vineyard…
Just say no to steroids!
Sorry, last time I heard that song, I was young. Or, maybe that’s why it never worked. Damn it.
Brad, don’t ever change! 🙂
Brad, for you…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WTdTwcmxyo
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Tommy Two Tone is currently a High School music teacher I beleive.
lol. That’s the number I always give out when I don’t want to give out my real phone number.
And when the bastards ask who to contact in case of an emergency: 911
This guy meets a girl in a shithouse; very appropriate number.
“Hello Mr.Pinkos residence”
“Mr.Pinko is not at home”
Let’s don’t forget Wilson Pickett’s 634-5789.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My2apquxKKQ
She must be a good time, she has a herpes sore 1/2 inch from her lips.
( I’m talkin about her face BTW )
I find public restroom graffiti fascinating.
I once saw the following in a bowling alley bathroom (without the censoring, of course):
“N—-rs are living proof that the Indians F—ed buffalo.”
I remember thinking, “Wow – in one short sentence, someone managed to insult two ethnic groups and an animal.”
😛
Hey Brad!
Dyslexics have more nuff!