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Sometimes I think technology has gone too far.
— Dr. Jebra Faushay (@JebraFaushay) August 19, 2025
Not once have I wished for glowing artificial breasts, but perhaps I am in the minority. pic.twitter.com/I4yYWzsLGV
Sometimes I think technology has gone too far
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SOMEDAY, WOMEN WILL COME TO REALIZE THAT WE MEN REALLY JUST WANT TO GO FISHING, DRINK BEER, AND SHOOT OUR GUNS
FFS 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Just wait until somebody finds a way to hack them.
So you can choose to reveal you are crazy to, individually. Even at a distance. Great tool for weeding out normal people from your life while fishing for a mate.
Bonus use 1 – Set to flashing yellow for traffic control when you have an accident.
Bonus use 2 – You can hire yourself out for bow lights on a party boat.
Bonus use 3 – You can be your own lighthouse ! Just find a high hill near the shore and turn those high beams on!
(order now while the operators are at he ready. Sale only for today)
Be handy during a power outage.
Walk towards the light.
Hmmm…that kinda tosses the ‘eyes up here” faux protestations thing. Always thought it a bit odd to get upset when merchandise being so visible displayed was noticed.
Now their doing neon adverts? Go figure.
IATS
TWD
I dated a gal who had such nice tata’s that I dated her for 4 months before I knew the color of her eyes. If they changed colors and blinked I might be dead from starvation…
Think of them as low beam headlights. She won’t have to turn on the lamp and wake you up if she has to get up in the middle of the night to p.
new gimmick at the strip club, should be good for a few bucks
Novelty bra padding, yes, but these are not implants. In order to shine that brightly through skin, the LEDs would create enough heat to fry her breasts faster than Colonel Sanders.
These days I’m just as interested in a good meal as I am in sex. That’s right ladies, I just want to get into your pantries.
I, personally, will not be satisfied until a revered member of iotw report does a personal product testing of these devices and posts the results, with photos, for the rest of us.
Uh, on second thought, make that a FEMALE revered member of iotw report
Now someone should create a shock collar or pants that light on fire for pols and media people whenever they tell a lie. That would not be taking technology too far.
I want to see those sharp glowin’ red rocket titz like we saw in those sci-films from the 1950’s. When the gals shoot bullets out a’ them titz, the guys will go nuts, stark naked nuts.
I wanna be around when one of those things shorts out and causes the titz to act like an old roller shade that shoots up and goes flap, flap, flap!
Now THAT’S entertainment!
Retarded.
Red means stop! Stand back!
Yellow means touch with caution. Tread lightly.
Green beans squeeze the snot out of ’em!
Flat flap flap flap flap!
I have no further need for assistance or encouragement for me to look at younger women and their breasts.
My eyes are trained, I know where breasts are without flashing lights.
And next comes the tiktok videos of the woman complaining about people staring at their glowing breasts.
^^^ while the Japanese tourist points and shouts FUKUSHIMA! FUKUSHIMA!
I bought a pack of glow n the dark condoms when Iwas younger. Looke spooky.
I need shades in a 36D please.
Waiting for the day they come up with RGB penises
Cones, fast blink, seizures on the way with pleasure.
I’ll be honest, I’m interested in trying out the male equivalent. I imagine that would cut quite a path at the next rave.
And here I thought “headlamps” was just a euphemism.
Sooooo, women, don’t bitch and moan about being “sexualized” and “objectified” when you’re advertising.
Police women directing traffic comes to mind