SOTU Game – IOTW Report

SOTU Game

Column 1:

JANUARY 6TH
DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH
BLAME TRUMP FOR BORDER
BIPARTISAN BORDER BILL

Column 2:

MAGA
EXTREMIST
MAGA EXTREMIST
WHITE NATIONALISM

Column 3:

LET ME BE CLEAR
MAKE NO MISTAKE
BLANK STARE
STANDING OVATION

Column 4:

FARTS
PAUSE LASTING 10+ SECONDS
INSURRECTION
THREAT TO DEMOCRACY

32 Comments on SOTU Game

  1. C’mon man I’m was the best bingo truck driving professor when corn pop said hey man your wet legs have hair, can I rub them? Not a joke, no for real, president Cici and I traveled 48, no I want to get this right, 17, 45, 3221 miles to see the best guy I know in China, Poo-Poutine. So when Dr. Jill says BINGO, I’m her husband in the Senate, I won already! It’s probably not fair knowing Hunter the smartest man I know it’s a damn shame he died in the Vietnam war.

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  2. Where’s the CRAPS HIS PANTS column?? My mom passed away with Alzheimer’s (COPD from 70+ years of smoking is what really killed her). Watching Joe is like watching my mom. Its painful to watch, and even more painful knowing that his puppetmaster Obama is using him to destroy this country and thanks to 220+ years of ever-growing tyranny, he absolutely has the ability to do it. Deep down I would love to see him tear into a “sundowning” RANT like my mom (and every other Alzheimer’s/dementia patient does in the late afternoon/evening). I would make for the greatest TV moment in history (other than an asteroid smashing down on the whole lot of them).

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  3. The late afternoons and early evenings were the worst when my mom had Sundowners in her last year of life. It was when the demons came out to play and my dad and I never knew what they were up to. I don’t wish that on anyone after witnessing it firsthand and how it drove my mom bat shit crazy.

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  4. All I know is he’s bound to yell something trying to sound like a tough guy while he pounds on the podium which will make me laugh hysterically which is why I’ll just catch the lowlights tomorrow morning.
    He’s not worthy of my losing sleep.

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  5. Trails off to silence after getting off topic
    Wonders the wrong way off stage
    Waves and calls for a deceased politician to rise and accept applause
    Hugs female members of congress too long and awkwardly
    Makes a beeline and sniffs the first child he sees
    Mentions his son Beau dying in Iraq
    Declares Hunter the greatest man he ever met
    Rehashes statement on putting minority community “back in chains”
    Gets lost and desperately seeks Jill to come rescue him
    Ends an incomplete thought with “whatever”

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  6. This speech will no doubt have classic idiotic quotes from the pompous, narcissistic fake pResident. Not a joke man. *sigh*

    At some point Demoniac Demwit Joe might shake hands with his invisible “ghost” writer and animator, Satan.

    It might be too much to expect a brain freeze, but his shouting “Get off my lawn” persona is bound to show up when blaming the border crisis and inflation, etc. on President Trump.

    There will be lots of malarkey during Demoniac Demwit Joe’s State of the Ungodly, Disfunctional and Confused speech 2024.

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