Column 1:
JANUARY 6TH
DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH
BLAME TRUMP FOR BORDER
BIPARTISAN BORDER BILL
Column 2:
MAGA
EXTREMIST
MAGA EXTREMIST
WHITE NATIONALISM
Column 3:
LET ME BE CLEAR
MAKE NO MISTAKE
BLANK STARE
STANDING OVATION
Column 4:
FARTS
PAUSE LASTING 10+ SECONDS
INSURRECTION
THREAT TO DEMOCRACY
You forgot the fifth column.
https://networklobby.org/2024-state-of-the-union-bingo-card/
C’mon man I’m was the best bingo truck driving professor when corn pop said hey man your wet legs have hair, can I rub them? Not a joke, no for real, president Cici and I traveled 48, no I want to get this right, 17, 45, 3221 miles to see the best guy I know in China, Poo-Poutine. So when Dr. Jill says BINGO, I’m her husband in the Senate, I won already! It’s probably not fair knowing Hunter the smartest man I know it’s a damn shame he died in the Vietnam war.
I hope they overdose him and he’s really a comic joke on amphetamines before he kicks the bucket on live TV.
Where’s the CRAPS HIS PANTS column?? My mom passed away with Alzheimer’s (COPD from 70+ years of smoking is what really killed her). Watching Joe is like watching my mom. Its painful to watch, and even more painful knowing that his puppetmaster Obama is using him to destroy this country and thanks to 220+ years of ever-growing tyranny, he absolutely has the ability to do it. Deep down I would love to see him tear into a “sundowning” RANT like my mom (and every other Alzheimer’s/dementia patient does in the late afternoon/evening). I would make for the greatest TV moment in history (other than an asteroid smashing down on the whole lot of them).
Shouts
Whispers
Falls off perch and hits floor
Jill comes out to lead him off stage
Afre about five minutes of his drivel it will get re-named to his STFU speech!
Zelensky’s wife turned down a special invite from old Joe to attend tonight. Says she’s tired of being sniffed.
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2024/03/07/rumor-zelenskys-wife-snubs-biden-invite-state-union/
The late afternoons and early evenings were the worst when my mom had Sundowners in her last year of life. It was when the demons came out to play and my dad and I never knew what they were up to. I don’t wish that on anyone after witnessing it firsthand and how it drove my mom bat shit crazy.
^^^ Ditto Laken Riley’s family, telling Biden to eff off;
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/laken-rileys-parents-wont-bidens-state-union-rep-mike-collins
“On my honor as a Biden”
What no one put this one up yet!?
https://www.diogenesmiddlefinger.com/2024/03/your-official-sotu-drinking-game-card.html
All I know is he’s bound to yell something trying to sound like a tough guy while he pounds on the podium which will make me laugh hysterically which is why I’ll just catch the lowlights tomorrow morning.
He’s not worthy of my losing sleep.
Not watching
Anymouse, that drinking game could be fatal…
Also, any GOP member who participates in a standing ovation for Biden needs be primaried PRONTO!
Bingo
Climate Mumbo Jumbo.
Trails off to silence after getting off topic
Wonders the wrong way off stage
Waves and calls for a deceased politician to rise and accept applause
Hugs female members of congress too long and awkwardly
Makes a beeline and sniffs the first child he sees
Mentions his son Beau dying in Iraq
Declares Hunter the greatest man he ever met
Rehashes statement on putting minority community “back in chains”
Gets lost and desperately seeks Jill to come rescue him
Ends an incomplete thought with “whatever”
I think it’ll be a hologram of him or they have a look a like. His brother James looks a lot like him maybe they put old makeup on him to give speech.
Old Joe just discovered ‘shrinkflation’, so he’ll mention that. And whatever the existential threat du jour is today.
Okay, I’m going out on a limb here to claim that…
JOE BIDEN IS THE MOST HATED PRESIDENT IN U.S. HISTORY!
Prove me wrong.
GM – NOPE!
^ Elucidate.
He left off, “… well, anyway….”
Not my idea but Mike Johnson should tear up the speech at the end like nanny p did.
“Who shit my pants?”
Mike might as well wear a cheerleading outfit.
GM -That was my way of saying I can’t/won’t prove you wrong.
Ah. I thought you might argue for someone else, like Wilson or Carter or even Lincoln (who was widely hated). 🙂
default: sniffer stumbles, wet-farts, & then falls on ass
This speech will no doubt have classic idiotic quotes from the pompous, narcissistic fake pResident. Not a joke man. *sigh*
At some point Demoniac Demwit Joe might shake hands with his invisible “ghost” writer and animator, Satan.
It might be too much to expect a brain freeze, but his shouting “Get off my lawn” persona is bound to show up when blaming the border crisis and inflation, etc. on President Trump.
There will be lots of malarkey during Demoniac Demwit Joe’s State of the Ungodly, Disfunctional and Confused speech 2024.
^^^^^ Tucker’s on live right after. It should be epic.