ET: A poacher was allegedly killed after being trampled by an elephant and his remains later eaten by a pride of lions before being recovered by park rangers in Kruger National Park in South Africa on April 4.
According to a press release from South African National Parks, members of the poachers group called the family of the deceased and notified them that their relative had been killed by an elephant on April 2 while they were in Kruger Park to poach rhinoceros.
The family then called Skukuza Regional Ranger Don English, who assured the family he would do everything possible to bring them closure and recover the man’s remains. English arranged a search party, composed of rangers on foot, accompanied by members of the KNP Airwing.
KNP Airwing flew over the described area, but due to nightfall could not locate the remains. more here
Karma
I guess he won’t do that again. I wonder, did the elephant sneak up on them?
I love a happy ending!
He dindu nuffin
I read that the elephant is now being recruited to tour with STOMP
“…his remains later eaten by a pride of lions before being recovered…”
…in their poop?
Update:
A poacher definitely died after being accosted by an elephant with a machete and his remains later eaten by a pride of 7 aspiring rappers ‘artists’ before the remains were being stared at by 5 doughy looking white cops whose only words were ‘Damn, Dat nasty’. in Obama National Park in South Chicago on April 4.
WaPo reports,,,
If the WWF and the other groups trying to protect endangered species was really serious about saving said species in Africa (elephants, rhinos, giraffes etc) they’d take some of their cocktail party fundraiser money and hire retired special forces to (with the permission of the parks and government) to trap and kill the poachers.
In addition if they want to step up their game they get in contact with their really big supporters (usually meaning rich lefties although conservatives are in there to) and get them to put pressure on their government and political friends to work on VietNam (hub of the trade in all things endangered that have a pulse) to get them to come down hard on the traffickers as well as the buyers and sellers or suffer economic and trade sanctions. China, Japan and the other countries that turn a blind eye to this slaughter would get the message. Hell, it may even help in the poaching of bears and other animals here in Canada as well as the States.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
On tonight’s menu we have pachyderm pounded poacher served on a bed of savanna grass.
Enjoy your meal, and don’t forget to tip your chimp.
Damn, nature! You scary!
Now RINO poaching, on the other hand, is probably okay.
‘Now RINO poaching, on the other hand, is probably okay.’
In any true Republican mind,
You Damn right!
You did say RINO,,,
What brand of pants were they? Those are some good sturdy pants!
Damn, with that Ad picture, I thought. for a second, the RINO poacher was Hillary – what a disappointment!
How in the world did that elephant (and Lions) get outside the church where the choir was gathering to rehearse?
A fitting analogy. The poacher represents progressive democrats and the elephant (republican symbol) represents conservatives. The lion represents the indigent.
While I was looking for the video proof of this story I came across this sentence, “It is very sad to see the daughters of the diseased mourning the loss of their father,… ” What? Is there a poaching disease going around South Africa? Sorry, but that was funny.
No Blushes, that’s BRILLIANT: “Obama National Park in South Chicago”. Just declare the west and south sides a national park and set up a barrier to protect our newest national treasure.
The African poaching score:
Poachers: 20,000
Animals: 1
It’s a sad thing.
ChiGuy, it’s a remnant from what the mob wanted to do way back then,,, Kind’a
The elephants elected a new leader named Trump.
@MJA, the surviving pants had to have bern Carhartts! 😁 I can just see a new ad for how durable their work pants are!
Great story! It would’ve been even better if the elephant had merely stomped on the poacher’s legs and then stood back as the lions moved in.
Dang. I’m in a bloody-minded mood today!
PH told my buddy, who was over there hunting, we shoot poachers on sight. And they did.
See, I told you! This website should be required reading for anyone who needs a good laugh!
I kept reading your comments and laughed … and laughed … and laughed!
I love you all!
If someone took a truly scientific poll of a large sample of our global population, I’ll wager a majority would approve of Socialism.
Humanity: Not Quite Ready For Prime Time.
scr, that is exactly the solution. Or, open season on poachers.
Been to Kruger. The park rangers are very serious about stopping poachers. The word there is if a poacher is caught in action, the poacher is shot on site and the lions, leopards, hyenas, etc. Take care of the rest. Kroger is wide open to the animals. Visitors have to stay on their cars while driving along the roads or have a guide. It’s an amazing place.
That’s pretty funny….leave the 💀 as the elephants trophy….Return the pants to his family……
Yet, the cold blooded killers at Planned Parenthood killed thousands today and got away with it. No justice!
El – e – phants… be doin’ it for them – sel – eves! 😆
Well, for the rhinos, too. 😛
That brown stuff between the elephant’s toes?
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Slow poacher…
Who knew that Lions liked Poached humans?
I highly recommend the Lion Whisperer on YouTube. His refuge is in South Africa. He makes the greatest videos.
Just desserts!
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