Southerners During Quarantine

15 Comments on Southerners During Quarantine

1. Cute.

   izlamo delenda est …

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2. That was fun.

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3. Nothing says “Social distancing” like a bucket of minnows.

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4. If you don’t laugh you’ll cry…thanks

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5. New social distancing is the old personal space. The difference is the control asserted over people through language manipulation.

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6. In case “all Y’all” don’t know, Y’all shouldn’t say “Y’all” anymore because guess what? It’s racist and causes panic attacks.
   https://npcdaily.com/4359/the-word-yall-is-racist-and-should-be-banned/

   Hope all Y’all are doing OK….

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7. Southerners don’t need to be taught about social distancing.

   They’ve known for decades that if they are in a big city, they need to watch who they’re near because it might be a homosexual.

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8. They say we should use this opportunity to reconnect with our friends and family, but in the next breath they say we must practice social distancing.
   ????
   So, my kid is crying. Should I hug her and tell her everything is alright, or should I keep the door locked and slip another antiseptic wipe under the door?

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9. ^^^ Hold her using antiseptic wipes on your hands. And use a face mask.

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10. Fresh wipes, not used.

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11. Does this Fresh Wipe smell like chloroform?

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12. Bleach Wipe formula my daughter sent me.
    Comes from a Texas Lady Cook/Homemaker she
    watches on Utube:
    1 cup water
    2 tbsp bleach
    2 tbsp dish detergent
    I have not used yet as I have lots of the ALDI brand.
    If using concentrated bleach I would try with 1 tbsp first.

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13. heh…

    https://twitter.com/w_terrence/status/1241543647734054912

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14. @John
    That seems like the bleach concentration is too high. Just follow the instructions on the bleach bottle.

15. Best line:

    “Are you suprised we have to tell people how to wash their hands. It’s only been three years since we had to tell people not to eat tide pods!”

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