“Rear-Buds” – Guaranteed to silence a tamale tornado.
Cancels the “subwoofer”?
I see it has the optional truck rated air-spring shock absorber and 29.92″ Hg. vacuum system.
Of course eating that much arugula…
I wonder if the big foamy cushion flabs like a whoopee cushion when she initially sits down on it?
The problem is, there isn’t enough Febreze in all of Christendom to mask that stench.
Oh, I forgot! The Obama’s shit don’t stink.
Bullshit. That’s not her’s. The thing is way too small.Why do you always try to make her look like she has a nice ass? Progtards!
“The Wave”…BWAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA !!!
On second thought, make that “The Tsunami”.
I always thought Moose’s had seat belts. What with Newton’s Third Law and all.
That system’s gonna need some massive cone area, driven by some massive kilo-wattage to be able to stand a chance of cancelling that level of thunderous sound energy!
Hey, DON’T LAUGH!
Those seats are PERFECT up North in the middle of Winter….
BFH, you are truly a sick, twisted man, which is exactly why I return to this site whenever I get the chance.
Keep up the good…er…bad work!
lolol eeew
It also raises her up so her balls don’t dangle in the water.
turns plp~~plp~~pop~pow~~ into phphphphpht
Jackie Kennedy is jealous that they didn’t have this technology when she was First Lady so she wouldn’t have had to let the water run in the sink so she didn’t hear herself while she was on the toilet.
Shhhh, be vewy vewy quiet, I’m dropping off Obama at the pool.
Until I see a normal human near that toilet, I’m going have to assume that’s a tractor tire on top.
@geoff the aardvark, now that’s fucking funny!
But I didn’t know Mrs. Onassis even WENT to the can.
And it sings:
Two all beef patties, pickles, sauce, lettuce, cheese…..
That is hilarious.
It only plays the brown note.
All it needs is that old school graffti, “Flush twice, it’s a long way to the lunchroom.”
“Rear-Buds” – Guaranteed to silence a tamale tornado.
Cancels the “subwoofer”?
I see it has the optional truck rated air-spring shock absorber and 29.92″ Hg. vacuum system.
Of course eating that much arugula…
I wonder if the big foamy cushion flabs like a whoopee cushion when she initially sits down on it?
The problem is, there isn’t enough Febreze in all of Christendom to mask that stench.
Oh, I forgot! The Obama’s shit don’t stink.
Bullshit. That’s not her’s. The thing is way too small.Why do you always try to make her look like she has a nice ass? Progtards!
“The Wave”…BWAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA !!!
On second thought, make that “The Tsunami”.
I always thought Moose’s had seat belts. What with Newton’s Third Law and all.
That system’s gonna need some massive cone area, driven by some massive kilo-wattage to be able to stand a chance of cancelling that level of thunderous sound energy!
Hey, DON’T LAUGH!
Those seats are PERFECT up North in the middle of Winter….
BFH, you are truly a sick, twisted man, which is exactly why I return to this site whenever I get the chance.
Keep up the good…er…bad work!
lolol eeew
It also raises her up so her balls don’t dangle in the water.
turns plp~~plp~~pop~pow~~ into phphphphpht
Jackie Kennedy is jealous that they didn’t have this technology when she was First Lady so she wouldn’t have had to let the water run in the sink so she didn’t hear herself while she was on the toilet.
Shhhh, be vewy vewy quiet, I’m dropping off Obama at the pool.
Until I see a normal human near that toilet, I’m going have to assume that’s a tractor tire on top.
@geoff the aardvark, now that’s fucking funny!
But I didn’t know Mrs. Onassis even WENT to the can.
And it sings:
Two all beef patties, pickles, sauce, lettuce, cheese…..
That is hilarious.
It only plays the brown note.
All it needs is that old school graffti, “Flush twice, it’s a long way to the lunchroom.”
butt muffler