Media absurdity pushing Abrams for VP soars to new heights
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63 Comments on Stacey Abrams in a cape for WaPo profile, the image you can’t unsee
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Where’s the pedestal? I didn’t see a pedestal. She just looked like a Macey’s Thanksgiving Day float in those pics
Is she like Fatwoman? When you need her, do you have to shine a donut signal into the night sky?
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She’s conjuring up a vision….of her feet….
NASA’S most recent recent photo of a black hole ?….
MJA, I was just looking for a clip of Handi-Man…
lolol
http://www.sondrakistan.com/2020/05/17/sundays-whose-bright-idea-was-this/
The Left is obsessed with physical appearance. Their favored ones must be beautiful – even if they aren’t. Washington Post literally referred to Abrams as ‘supermodel’. They force upon us that ugly people are sex goddesses, that actual sex goddesses (Melania, obviously) are pedestrian and boorish if they aren’t on the Left. And they think that we have psychological issues!
Fatwoman?…… hmmm. I like it but it needs more snap.
ASS-MASTER
Capitol Tonnage
DUMPSTER FIRE
COKE MACHINE
Captain Cellulite
Flesh Blanket
Lardgantua
…. and so forth and so on…
Even Obama didn’t get a full-body halo, did he? LOL. Wow.
please let this happen. when Joe calls her “Michelle” it will be priceless.
That full-length photo is IOTW-caption-contest worthy. I hope there’s going to be some kind of contest here . . .
We’re gonna need a bigger syrup bottle.
Saturn has 53 confirmed moons. Jupiter has 62 confirmed moons…..Stacey Abrams has one big couch and a choice of three recliners orbiting her gigantic moon….
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s, it’s the Hindenburg! Oh the humanity!
Tank Abrams, Biden hits on good looking women . Either you M-1 or you ain’t.
Flex tape has finally found a crack it can’t seal….
Weezie Jefferson
but with no talent or class.
The heel on that shoe must be made of tungsten
Burn victims in 17 state are waiting for her to die….and three Rhino’s that need nostril transplants…
Her front teeth could fill up 75 miles of the Mexican border…
Tucker took her apart tonight.
You can almost hear those heels screaming.
Well, you have to give Stacey Abrams this: She’s continuing to demonstrate the judgment required to be on the ticket with Joe Biden.
thats one heck of an empty suit
Its not a cape. It is more like a wearable tablecloth, bib and napkin for emergency BBQ.
No way Marine One could handle that payload.
I can hear the turbines screaming for mercy.
Even Idi Amin would go vegan….
That’s not a cape. That’s a tent flap.
PT made his entrance to his acceptance speech with an etherial blinding white light behind him.
The light behind Stacey’s behind is the antithesis of PT’s etherial light.
So MS Bulge’s pic is appropriate.
Those ain’t cankles, they’s Uruguay….
That photo looked like an eclipse.
Fat slob aside, she’s a moron and a leftist.
Move over Orca, there’s a new land whale in town.
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“The Attack of the 5,000 Pound Woman” <—coming to big-screen theaters soon!
My super power is the “Galactic Homo Squeeze” my unbleached elastic starfish puts on my Petey B. When it’s deployed, I tell him to squeal!
It appears the cape is fart proof
I wondered why it got dark for 20 minutes the other afternoon
Aaron Burr:
Corporal Hefty
Lieutenant Lipid
Commodore Commode
The Brown Streak
Spit and the Pendulums
Hanes Bane
Fat cow is a walking solar eclipse.
@ Chasten
Good to know COVID-1984 has not got you by the Starfish.
Kcir
Paaaaalease don’t encourage him. I figure sometime next year he’s going to figure out Petey B. is no longer in the race.
That goober lost the Goobernatorial race and can’t get over it. Hey Stace, audition for a staring role in the remake of GONE WITH THE WIND.
“By the way, just how far can you spit seeds through that gap out front?”
Buffarilla
Whelaphant
Crockadillapig
Swamp Donkey
Queen KaBoomBoom
Thought balloon for that photo:
“I wonder if the liposuction doc charges by the quart?”
Uncle Al
LOL, Better worry what mountain they’re going to store that toxic shit under.
The Amazing Fartwoman! I can’t wait to vote!
If only fat was brains.
I still think she reminds me of Grimace from McDonalds
The Colossus Of Toads?
This is ridiculous and she has to be one of the biggest idiots I’ve ever seen.
She looks like she’s doing an ad campaign for tampons or women’s depends. lol.
She swallowed the Magic half Negro whole like the whale ate Jonah.
That is how she got her glow…
Cape? No no. It is Tank showing off Charmin’s new plus size sheets of toilet paper.
That fat commie flosses with a 2×4.
If that fuggin thing flies, DO NOT LOOK UP!!
@WGG
Yes…Stacy Abrams – rejected by cannibals.
@Ann Thracts
How about Gonorrhea With The Wind – She’s got an STD and lots of stomach gas.
ode to a wannabe:
.an opotamus-twerker named tank
.ran 2nd in georgia and stank
.said it was votah-soup-ression,
.then mo’ rayciss aggres-shun,
.her b**t be deservin’ 1st-rank!
She’s safe with Joe. He wouldn’t even touch that.
TRF!!!
I seen a peanut stand, heard a rubber band
I seen a needle that winked its eye
But I be done seen ’bout ev’rything
When I see an elephant fly
(What d’you say, boy?)
I said when I see an elephant fly
I seen a front porch swing, heard a diamond ring
I seen a polka-dot railroad tie
But I be done seen ’bout ev’rything
When I see an elephant fly
…and if it drops a load from any altitude it’ll be a Bunker-Buster!!
That’s not a Mumu, that’s a CowCow!
Late to the party and surprised that it has been left to me…
CAPE BUFFALO
Anyone seen Jonah lately???
Ghostbusters marshmallow man
https://www.lucianne.com/images/daily_photos/2020/05/19/6c14613f-d631-473b-93d3-8f699e6b7b8e.jpeg
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