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Stacy Abrams answers a question no one asked

Diogenes’ Middle Finger:

Sorry. Tank Abrams Will Not Be Your Next President.

In what has become one of the more hilarious aspects of American politics, are hacks with not a snowball’s chance in hell of winning a particular office, ceremoniously announcing they won’t seek that office. It’s even more ludicrous when someone who can’t even win a state wide election announces they won’t seek an even higher office, like they would actually would have a chance to begin with.

Take Stacey Abrams for example, a woman with so little integrity as to refuse to even now concede the Georgia election to the legally elected Governor. In a speech in Las Vegas yesterday, she announced she would not run for president, as if anyone cared, but told the New York Times she “would be honored to be considered by any nominee” as his or her running mate. I know it lonely being a fake governor, but don’t hold your breath Tank. more

15 Comments on Stacy Abrams answers a question no one asked

  1. Judging from her fleshy surface area why hasn’t the EPA done a survey of her daily methane production. Her unctuous daily consumption and it’s bi-products could be captured and put to good use by providing all the energy needs of a small community instead of just depleting our ozone shield.

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  2. I hear they may do a remake of Good Times. She could play the part of Florida, you know, like Ester Roll, but not as entertaining.
    I wonder how many illegal immigrant children you could feed with her daily caloric intake?

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  3. If she is selected as anybody’s VP, then the head of the ticket should watch their back … would not put anything past these low-lifes.
    The Dems are the BANANA Republic — take that any way you like.

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  4. Stacey Abrams is open to a new political situation…
    Which will being the three P’s: prestige, power, and pecuniam, [Latin, money]
    Not necessarily in that order!
    She would be a great insurance policy for Slow Joe

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