Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One- A Bear Walks Into A Police Station… – IOTW Report

Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One- A Bear Walks Into A Police Station…

(27 Nov 2018) A bear had no trouble opening a door as it strolled into a California Highway Patrol office in a mountain town.

SNIP: I bet he was after the Honey Buns inside one of those vending machines.

19 Comments on Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One- A Bear Walks Into A Police Station…

  1. That is a rather accomplished bear. I know about a dozen people who have had an ice chest opened by a bear and in every case instead of opening it as it should be opened ripped the hinges off and ruined the cooler as well as ate up all the food it was after.

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  2. Well, @willysgoatgruff, actually he was there to visit the 3 bears they were holding for psych evaluation.

    …in the first cell, the bear was holding a toy steering wheel, pressing an imaginary gas pedal, and making “vroom, vroom!” sounds. When the visiting bear asked him what he was doing, he said “I’m practicing to drive a police car and be a policeman when I get out of here.”

    …the bear moved on to the second cell, where there was another bear. This one was balancing on a stool, holding an imaginary handlebar, and making “ruuum, RUUUM!” sounds. When asked what HE was doing, he replied with, “I’m practicing driving a motorcycle. I’m gonna be a motorcycle CHiP when I get out of here!”

    …the bear moved on to the third cell, where yet another bear was carefully balancing cashews on the tip of his penis. When asked about THAT, he replied, “I’m fucking nuts! I’m NEVER getting out of here!”

    …(its legit because I said they were bears and CHiPs, see…)

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  3. Kill the damn bear.

    He show’s no fear of human scent. Someday, soon, it will end badly for all involved.

    It you let them reproduce unchecked, they over populate. The same thing has happened with the great big fuzzy cats called… Mountain lions.

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