Story Time: Bill Reads a Hillary Clinton Children’s Book!

14 Comments on Story Time: Bill Reads a Hillary Clinton Children’s Book!

1. Bill adds much-needed color to a book which appears to be done only in Pea-Soup Green and Baby-Shit Brown. I guess because bright colors would be stereotypical gender bias patriarchy or something.

2. And that’s some iffy kerning up.there, too.

3. Something about that font…like Clifford the Big Red Huma should be running beside the bike.

4. Not even the great Bill Whittle can get me to listen to a story about hillary.

5. This is an instant Bill Whitlle classic delivered in a truly snarky very tongue in cheek fashion. It’s one of his best, all it needs now is a chubby fairy with a magic wand and the theme from Fractured Fairy Tales from the old Rocky and Bullwinkle show played in the background.

6. Did one of the flying monkeys do the pictures in the book?
   That’s some pretty good drawing right there

7. Missed the page about Hillary and Huma playing twister.

8. Bill is the man. This was brilliant.

9. Oh begeezus, it’s a real book.

   http://www.barnesandnoble.com/p/hillary-rodham-clinton-michelle-markel/1121860613/2673601340554?st=PLA&sid=BNB_DRS_Marketplace+Shopping+betterworldbooks_00000000&2sid=Google_&sourceId=PLGoP23603&k_clickid=3×23603 .

   It’s a good thing BW read between the lines.

10. It’s still beter than Bernie’s book “Three Little Capitalist Pigs”

11. Watch out for the sniper fire, Hill!

12. Also better than Bills memior for children one fish two Monica’s a blowfish

13. I thought that I had a strong resolve when it comes to liquor but no-o-o-o. I blew Kentucky Bourbon at the part about “industrial strength” tarpaulin pant suit.

14. Could you imagine if Christopher Walken had read that? He could convey both the creepiness and hilarity of the book properly at the same time.