HOUSTON, Texas — On January 19, 2019, a deputy with Constable Mark Herman’s Office conducted a traffic stop on a vehicle in the 6100 block of FM 1960 East. During the course of the traffic stop, the driver was identified as Skyler Sparkman who became combative toward the deputy.
Skyler Sparkman was detained and placed in the back seat of a patrol vehicle, where he then began to bang his head against the cage. He was immediately removed from the vehicle and a brief struggle ensued. He then used his head to break the back windshield of the patrol vehicle.
Constable Deputies were able to bring him under control and he was treated by emergency medical services on scene for his injuries. While deputies were dealing with Sparkman’s combativeness, the female passenger of the vehicle attempted to flee from the scene. She was quickly detained, however, she provided a deputy a false name and date of birth. After further investigation, she was identified as Dejah Ellis.
From looking at that guy’s photo, I don’t imagine there was very much brain in his skull to damage.
His momma always told him if he would just use his head he could break that glass ceiling that was holding him back…
https://youtu.be/8_FGy0T-kY0
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Kinda looks like Willian Murderface from Metalocalypse
Before or after the mugshot?
Driving FM 1960 is enough to make anyone go crazy.
CC- Yeah, he does! lol
Cute couple.
You guys know someones attacking this site with malware today, right?
Computer keeps booting me off the site.
From his looks and actions that’s about all his head is good for.
“Little ditty ’bout Skylar & Dejah
Two American kids growing up in the southland
Skylar he’s gonna be a crash test star
Dejah whorin’ in the back in the back seat of Skylar’s car
Sucking’ on chili’s dog outside the Tastee Freez
Dejah sitting on Skylar’s lap
Got his hand between her knees
And developed a new form of clap”
At least he found SOME use for it! 😳
Imagine if he had seen a MAGA hat.
The patrol car would have been nothing but metal filings.
Driven insane by his name. How embarrassing to have to write that name everyday of school. Parents think they are so clever.
Scientologist’Danny Masterson’ from that 70’s Show.
If only he was wearing a MAGA hat, thinks it might may have ended up another way,,
Was this just another Modern ‘performance art’ like in the Watson vid??