Daily Caller: A man was found stuck in a Little Caesar’s Pizza oven vent Tuesday morning, screaming for help.
Two recruiters for the U.S. Army heard a man screaming from the pizza shop next door to the recruiting office in a shopping center on Covington Highway in DeKalb County, Georgia, reported CBS46.
Staff Sgt. Brittany Davis, a U.S. Army recruiter, said she and a co-worker heard the man yelling for help as they opened the office. “I definitely did not expect this. We actually stepped back to see if maybe someone was on top of the roof,” Davis told the outlet.
Davis went to check the restaurant when workers at Little Caesar’s Pizza also heard the commotion coming from the pizza oven vent, reported CBS46.
She said the man was still alert and complaining of a possible panic attack when she called for police and fire rescue to come to free him. more
Free him?
Make a few pizzas first, he’s probably just hungry.
“Hey, I want a refund! This lousy pizza tastes really smoky. It’s terrible! Are you sure your oven vent isn’t clogged up?”
The little hoodrat Dindu fit perfectly in that vent. Too bad they found him so soon.
https://www.wtvy.com/2022/07/13/rescuers-free-man-stuck-pizza-oven-vent/ .
Pissed-off customer: This pizza tastes like crap and urine….
Employee: “Well, maybe because this guy….”
Usually sheet metal ductwork is assembled with screws that protrude inside. If he slid past them they would make some nasty cuts..
Pizza pizza
https://gizmodo.com/a-brief-list-of-people-who-are-not-santa-but-got-stuck-1674156108
Future rocket scientist: “Hmmm. This exhaust duct smells like burnt cheese and pepperoni. I’m sure that leads to the bank…”
Quote of the day:
“I’m just glad they didn’t turn the oven on because he would’ve been toast.”
Are they going to add DINDU NUFFIN PIZZA to the menu?