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Michelle Obama Rejected Original Portrait

Thursday, 15 February 2018, 0:45 MJA 23

WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) – Sources say Michelle Obama requested a revised portrait be done after seeing the original. “Mrs. Obama felt the original depiction (below) by Baltimore artist Amy [Read More]

Dogs Behaving Badly 😉

Friday, 9 February 2018, 16:15 MJA 18

Who can be mad at this face? WHO? I ask you. WHO??? Click HERE to see all the little faces you can’t get mad at. Ain’t no shame in that! [Read More]

McCain’s DACA Fix Is Likely Dead On Arrival

Monday, 5 February 2018, 12:50 MJA 33

Daily Caller: GOP Sen. John McCain is introducing a legislative fix for the Obama-era Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program that will likely infuriate Republicans and the White House. [Read More]

Bezos Addresses Rumors of POTUS Aspirations

Saturday, 3 February 2018, 18:00 MJA 9

Middle Finger News Service – Jeff Bezos, Amazon founder and CEO, held a hastily called press conference in front of the 100-foot polished brass plated blast-proof doors guarding the entrance to his underground [Read More]

Photo Retouching For Fun And Profit

Sunday, 28 January 2018, 12:00 MJA 21

Earl of Taint: While we work here at WTTRG/EOT just for the bloody good fun of it, our highly skilled and professionally accredited Image Manipulators (“Imanips”) also accept lucrative (mid [Read More]

Sarah Sanders set Acosta ablaze

Friday, 12 January 2018, 23:00 MJA 17

Honestly! Why does he keep messing with her? Daily Caller: Sarah Sanders Just Burned CNN So Bad The Briefing Room Let Out An Audible Gasp [VIDEO]. arah Sanders took the [Read More]

Speaking of Plumbing Nipples

Saturday, 6 January 2018, 18:17 BFH 36

(Eugenia is having a bad day with the freezing cold, having busted a nipple in her plumbing.) NewMaineNews- (Maine’s Version of The Onion) Emergency rooms around the state are normally [Read More]

Full-Blown Leftist Insanity:The Best And Worst From The Climate March

Monday, 1 May 2017, 8:45 MJA 16

COTR: It seems like every day there’s another march. They all supposedly have different themes, but the only clear message is this: they all hate Trump. Anyway, it’s starting to [Read More]

Everybody Hates Bret

Saturday, 29 April 2017, 22:00 MJA 11

NY Post: NY Times columnist blasted by ‘nasty left’ for climate change piece. A New York Times columnist who was “harangued” for months by “bullying Trump supporters” says he’s now being [Read More]

Iran Building Aircraft Carrier

Thursday, 29 December 2016, 17:00 MJA 30

FETIHD KHATBOKS, Iran (World News Bureau) – Iran has announced it will significantly upgrade its navy, including building a state-of-the-art aircraft carrier (below). “With the help of Allah, we will [Read More]

Earnest to press: Give Obama credit for being ”transparent’

Monday, 26 December 2016, 14:00 BFH 35

40 journalism and open-government groups sent a letter to the White House press secretary, Josh Earnest, in response to his Aug. 31 letter to the editor calling for journalists to [Read More]

Bill Clinton Blames Hillary Clinton’s Loss On James Comey

Monday, 19 December 2016, 16:15 MJA 25

Click ^ to set the mood. DailyCaller: “James Comey cost her the election,” the former president said when he ran into the editor of the Bedford-Pound Ridge Record Review in Katonah, New [Read More]