“Talking White”

13 Comments on “Talking White”

1. Direct Marketing with Ebonics:

   Telemarketer: “Yo dawg!… Dis here DuShawn bitch!… You wantz to snag our sub-prime credit card or what?!…”

   Victim: “I’m not interested.”

   Telemarketer: “Well fuck you then you honkey motherfuckah!!!…”

2. “In this anecdote, Riley provides the nut of the “acting white” theory: That blacks stigmatize academic achievement and code it as “white.”

   Why don’t white kids don’t disparage higher achieving white kids for acting Asian?

3. Proper diction, but a racist.

   We should invent our own Red Neck Cracker Language. Imagine how well that would be received. We could call it the “Tea Party Code Talkers Language”

4. I noticed the pro-ebonics writer choose to write his argument in “proper” English. What more is there to be said?

5. Of course the President proudly goes both ways.

6. Would it be improper to say that she babbles on like a yenta? She could have conveyed that thought in 20 secs.

   And he only needed a paragraph to prove himself an idiot.

   Both of them have a content=quality hangup.

7. He says ebonics is valid.

   was he indoctrinated at a public school?

8. Be real.

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RljdyXeft04

9. It’s valid if you are: 1) not human, or, 2) a hateful nigger racist norming fellow blacks into black racism thus forcibly recruiting into your ranks of race warriors.

10. I know many blacks who can speak English clearly, so much so that appreciating them as being black is secondary. I know some who are equally fluent in English and Ghetto-ebonic.

    Hint: James Golden tries but he does not do Ghetto-ebonic well.

11. Should you fail to speak properly English, I’ma pop a cap in yo ass.

12. “Ebonics” is an speech impediment, not a language.
    And rap/hip hop is not music.

    P.S. I can talk like a hillbilly if I need to, but I know the difference.

    P.P.S. Kwanzaa. my ass.

13. This black guy doesn’t. “He says ebonics is valid.”
    That should be: He say enbonic be arriiite.