BIG1021:
A Tennessee man has admitted to destroying property in a cemetery in an attempt to resurrect his grandmother.
According to WATE, the man admitted to destroying some of the property. Officials say nearly $30,000 in damage was done to a church cemetery including dig sites and broken headstones. The accused was arrested and charged with vandalism and criminal trespassing. more
He should have just re-registered her as a Democrat voter.
Plot twist: He dug up someone else’s grandmother.
It was a grave mistake.
obviously binge-watching too many Boris Karloff/Vincent Price movies this Halloween Season
Poor Danny, he misses his mamaw. The article didn’t sound as much like a resurrection attempt as it did a random exhumation.
Duh. Everyone knows to bring back the dead requires a blood sacrifice.
I recommend the guy in the Antifa-BLM goon in the Black Guns Matter t-shirt working with 9News in Denver.
https://www.whitepages.com/name/Jacob-Lebron-Kelly/Denver-CO/16z6ximx
Heck I live in Knoxville and didn’t hear about it.
I’m putting my money on Mamaw getting a monthly check. It’s a huge motivator and sonny boy looks like employment doesn’t just come a-knockin’ at his door
So is “Tennessee Man” now actively competing with “Florida Man”?
…this is the logical conclusion of ballot harvesting…I think someone’s trying to bury the lede here, but it will be unearthed. It may require a little digging to uncover it, though, because someone’s really trying to shovel it at us. Stories like THIS won’t stay dead, though, they’ll be resurrected sooner or later, then the career of whoever is beneath this will be six feet under. It’s quite an undertaking, but in a grave matter like this, you sometimes have to get down into the dirt to really expose the corruption…
Why didn’t he just ask his toady to recover her brain?
The Dem’s were eagerly waiting on the outcome of this…They had a Team on
Standby at RBG’s Grave…Shovel Ready Jobs indeed.
M A, like in the old Peter Lorre and Vincent Price movie A Comedy of Terrors where they were grave robbers. Or Young Frankenstein for that matter. I loved all those old American International horror movies from the 60’s.
That is why they put fences up around cemeteries. People are dying to get in.
That is one of the oldest dad jokes ever. Along with calling a cemetery a bury patch.