At the end of this week, Kim Jong-un, North Korea’s young leader, is standing for election.
ndeed, across North Korea, all voting slips will carry a single name: the candidate endorsed by the Workers’ Party.
It is possible to vote no, for anyone brave enough to walk to a special booth and cross out the name on the ballot.
There is always the possibility of the labour camp.
Voters are herded to the polling stations by the head of their inminban, or neighbourhood committee. Posters urge them to “all vote for the candidate”, and voters pay a deep bow to portraits of the Kim family.
This is the left’s wet dream.
Obama wakes Reggie at night, poking him with major wood at the very thought of this.
My guess he’s elected, anyone open for a bet?
After the last election, this is almost fiat in the near future for the US.
With hair like that, how could he lose?
Hey you fat boy! Time to leave the buffet!
In the land of the starving, the Fat Man is king.
US Prog media will report a landslide victory and mandate for the Jong-Un administration.
Of Course he’ll win! He’s quite charming and vomit inducing.
Sounds like a Democrat primary.
I wonder what would happen if everyone crossed out his name &wrote “Dennis Rodman” on their ballot.
Whhhhaaaaaa…? Chaz Bono back in the news!? I…I’m beginning to feel artistically inspired. He’s my favorite celebrity death monster!
Wheeee!
North Korea…where everyone grieves, applauds, and votes in unison. North Korea…the land of synchronized sincerity.
At least Major Wood isn’t Secretary Of Defense yet.
No pledge pin, no ballot.
Good grief those are steep risers.
Obama…..eat your heart out!
If it wasn’t for Daddy, this fucknut couldn’t even get a gig at the soon to be defunct Radio Shack.
He has grown up a lot in the past 5 years.
So much so he should probably move up from soup bowl to at the least large mixing bowl when he gets his haircuts!
Anything less than 137% of registered DPRK voters is not acceptable. I heard there was an opposition candidate, but he’s gone missing and Kim Jong-Un’s dogs look particularly well fed this week.
It’s kind of like voting in Chicago.
I don’t even recall an election, but somehow Emanuel won.
The DNC is sending some “observers” over there… to observe masters at work.
About three hours ago, I cast my vote for Greg Abbot, the man who will whip Wendy Davis’ ass in November!
North Korean Ballot:
Dear Leader: X
Death to You and Your Entire Family:
Just look at the expression on the faces of the cheering crowd. Kind of reminds you of Obama supporters, doesn’t it? Except the obamabots’ adoration isn’t mandatory – yet.
Thank You Lord that I was born in the USA!
Even the building smiles at him?
Bad hair day…I wonder what would happen if the little people were armed?
Something looks photoshopped in the background especially in the stands.
Help me out here, I’m on my phone and can’t tell.
Obama wakes Reggie at night, poking him with major wood at the very thought of this.
We’ll the shithead can just keep dreaming.
James Traficant is jealous of somebodys’ hair.