WaEx: Virginia Gov. Terry McAuliffe said Thursday his family’s pet chicken named Hillary died right before the election.
McAuliffe, a Democrat and a top Clinton ally, was asked about his four chickens in an interview with the Atlantic.
“I hate to say this, one chicken died,” he said. “About a month before the election, Hillary died.”
“We’ve got Hillary, Jr. now,” he added. “She is bright and fluffy and making a lot of noise and healthy as an ox.”
Did he choke it too hard?
Shouldn’t Hillary Jr. be a rooster? You also have to wonder if ol slick got to choke that chicken named Hillary. And who names their chickens any way especially when they are eaten later. My brother raises chickens, most of his chickens (except for the egg layers) never make it past 3-4 months old before they’re big enough to slaughter.
“About a month before the election, Hillary died.”
Yup – her political career died a slow death but the heart stopped beating right about the the time of the 9/11 memorial ceremony, where she froze up like a slab of meat and had to be drug into her hospital van – not very presidential.
I assume Barbara, Jenny, Whoopi, Sherri, Elisabeth, and Joy are still alive and (rhymes with) clucking.
“My Little Chicken”
When I’m feeling down
And feeling sad
You come around
And make me glad
I got you
Oh, my little chicken
I love your feet
I love your breasts
I love the way you eat gravel
To help you digest
Oh, my little chicken
People say you’re using me
In your heart you’re a killer
But I know the worst
I should fear is
A slight case of salmonella
So lie right back
Don’t you cry
If an egg can fit in there
Why can’t I…..mmmmmmm
Oh my little
Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawk
Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawk
Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawking Bawk,
Bawk, Bawk, Bawking Bawk
You’re my love
My little chicken likes
To wear garter belts
Holy crap, you have to name your chickens huh?
That has to widen the gap between ‘them’ and common sense.
You cannot believe anything that nozzle utters, past or future….no lie is too minute or large for him and all who crony with him. It’s a COMPULSION. The only reason he “governs” my state is because people down here are too indolent to get off their ass and vote!
He has been throwing some shade on Hillary lately. I wonder what set him off?
We were on a roll and the news that day DID portend good things.
Janet Reno died.
Scooter Libby got his law license back.
Hillary the chicken died.
WooHoo, and Mr. T is goina bust your ass you fool.
I’m sure that with enough catsup that they got the old bird to pass.
His name says it all: McAwfully
I’ve heard stories about backwoods Virginians and what they do with their chickens when no one is lookin’…..
He shouldn’t be surprised the chicken died what with him curling around the poor animal squeezing hum then swallowing him whole.
If McAuliffe would kiss Hillary in public, he’d eat out the *** hole of a skunk.
But did she lay eggs before she croaked???
Eat Hillary?
He’s a very sick man.
She taste like chicken?
@Charlie… Depends.
How’s the one named Obama doing?
I remember the obituary for the death of the pet chicken Hillary – it was moving. At the end, the family requested that in lieu of flowers, mourners bring mashed potatos, gravy and biscuits.
Suspect Voodoo is involved. McAuliffe Choked Chicken Hillary about the same time Candidate Hillary Choked.
I asked my talking chicken, “Who was the worst president ever?” and she said “Barack!”
Don’t name anything you’re going to eat, and don’t let the women-folk feed them. -Will Rodgers