Nick Peterson, a Tesla manufacturing engineer, navigates a bizarre new challenge: protecting Teslas from Democrat vandals smearing poop and carving swastikas in a wave of hypocritical activism.
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Electrocute them when they touch the car.
Dump the full battery load when they touch it. Like a bug zapper.
Oh wait, I have an idea. Sell every Tesla with a Glock 19. And 10 free training sessions with your local NRA approved defensive gun fight trainer.
Electric cars already spontaneously explode. They just need to time the explosions better…
I always enjoy good satire, especially when it’s centered on the truth and targeting Leftists in lock-step with Stupid! Loved the shout-out to the Vee Dub engineers!
Didn’t Aston Martin have the answer for this with 007s car?