MEXICO CITY (Reuters) – Tesla Inc TSLA.O on Thursday launched its own brand of tequila on the electric car maker’s website, making good on a promise by CEO Elon Musk with a $250-per-bottle experience that was unavailable within hours of the product’s lift-off. More
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Expensive rot gut!
Goes great with those legalized hallucinogenic mushrooms, meth and heroin.
If you drink it and put battery cables on your nipples you can run really fast with limited CO2 emissions….maybe even CO2 tax credits….
I have a hard time thinking of any Tequila as being worth $250 a bottle.
What makes it so special?
And the bottle crashed due to an AI software glitch?
Anonymous, it has hallucinogenic glow in the dark magic worms in it.
Some of the cactus they get it from are a special breed and expensive.
But mostly,the price is because of the label. Like most products.
Another great product for people with far more money than brains. Should go nicely with the cars. When the cars go flat far from a charging station, the owners can drink themselves into a self satisfied stupor while awaiting rescue among “admiring glances” from passers by.
…the same outfit sells you cars and alcohol. What could go wrong?
https://image.cnbcfm.com/api/v1/image/101088392-tesla-model-s-fire-625×625-1.jpg?v=1380916156&w=1600&h=900
…BTW, just so you Tesla (the car) owners know, those fancy self-hiding door handles don’t work after your car bursts into flames, so no one can get you out until the FD gets there to crack your can, just sayin’…
https://www.seattlepi.com/news/article/tesla-fatal-crash-lawsuit-florida-door-handle-14556744.php#:~:text=Omar%20Awan%20was%20driving%20a,2019.&text=A%20lawsuit%20alleges%20the%20%22auto,crash%20in%20February%2C%20Bloomberg%20reported.
…maybe DO drink up, that way you won’t feel the flames…
…in THIS world, anyway…
Remember… if it’s not 100% Aguave, it’s not tequila. And if it’s not Anjeo (aged up to 6 months per Mexican law), it ain’t worth bothering with anyway. To age any tequila more than 6 months is just keeping a good tequila well past it’s matured date.
In another lifetime we bought a ‘Del Dueno’ Estate tequila from one of the only stores in the country that sold it in Terlingua, TX while on our yearly vacation/trek to Texas. Some 2,500 miles from our home in PA and at $80.00 dollars a bottle it was well worth the trip. Usually bought three to get us by til next year’s vacation. Oh… this was sipping stuff, not what you make Margaritas with. I don’t believe it’s manufactured any more.
musk humor, dsnt exist, pbly never will.
i got rigor mortis once from tequila….. missed hooking up with an old friend… I’ll never drink the stuff again.