Testicle-biting fish invading Denmark – IOTW Report

Testicle-biting fish invading Denmark

“They bite because they’re hungry, and testicles sit nicely in their mouth” 

FOX: Jaws may not be the only one salivating as you splash.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, a cousin of the piranha reported to go after swimmer’s testicles has been found in coastal waters between Sweden and Denmark. And fish experts are warning locals to stay aware — in order to stay whole.

“Keep your swimwear on if you’re bathing in the Sound these days — maybe there are more out there!”  MORE

SNIP: Does anyone know the name of the species in the center of the photo?

21 Comments on Testicle-biting fish invading Denmark

  1. Latin: Alia canis pila comedenti
    English: Moose bitch ball eater

    Swedish: Stor fot testikel muncher
    English: Big foot testicle muncher

    Danish: store sorte bold biter
    English: big black ball biter

    Danish: Fedt assed bold biter
    English: Fat assed ball biter

    Danish: transseksuelle kvinde møtrik craker
    English: transgender woman nut craker

  2. Brad, we men here in Oakland don’t need something to hold Vaseline and cosmetics in.
    If you come down here you will have to store your gear in your jailhouse wallet or get laughed at.

  3. The center one is part of a ferocious pair called the ‘American Ruination Shark’. Cannibalistic, preferring any uniformed white meat, at this time, but will eat anything resembling societal structure.

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