Texas Child’s comment about the scent of a woman leads to argument, shots fired

17 Comments on Texas Child’s comment about the scent of a woman leads to argument, shots fired

1. What did the blind man say as he walked past the Fulton Fish Market?
   “Hello, Ladies!”

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2. There, that’s more like it.

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3. If it smells like trout get out!!!

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4. Holy shit! Teh Krazy is strong in this.
   But………it’s Austin. Wadda ya expect.
   Note: “10 year old boy”, “25 year old father”.
   So, the father was only 14/15 when he stuck his dick in Krazy, and whelped this young’un?
   (Q: is the father an illegal?)

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5. A blind man interviews for a job as a quality controller at the local wood mill.
   The manager calls the blind man into his office and asks him how he expected to do this job since he was blind.
   The blind man replied he would do it by smell.
   The manager decides to test him and places a piece of wood in front of him. The manager asks, “What is it without touching it?”
   The blind man replies, “That’s a good piece of fir.”
   “Correct, says the manager, now try this one.”
   “That’s a bad piece of willow,” says the blind man.
   “Correct,” answers the manager.
   With that, the manager decides to play a trick on the blind man. He get his secretary to lift up Her dress and put Her crotch in the blind mans face.
   “I`m confused, says the blind man, Can you turn it around?”
   The secretary turns around and puts Her ass in his face.
   The blind man says, “Oh, you’re trying to fool me! But I know exactly what kind of wood that is.
   It’s the shit house door off a tuna boat!”

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6. Someone should hide cameras on stoops or in trees near sidewalks and just film all day. it’ll be like COPS+Big Brother.

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7. Out of the mouth of babes…

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8. If the gals fishy odor emanates that far from her body…..she should be ridiculed.

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9. Eric Cartman lives.

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10. Maybe she should WASH THAT THANG!!!!

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11. In the old days, she’d have a Shell No-Pest Strip hanging from her crotch to scare away the flies and other flying objects. Now, thanks to the Sierra Club, she can’t.

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12. “If it smells like fish, eat it.”

    – Bumper sticker for a seafood restaurant in Chincoteague, VA, and probably elsewhere

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13. Sound to me like someone just had a CRAPPIE attitude!

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14. Holy Mackerel! Someone teach that boy when to clam up.

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15. A bottle brush and some kerosene would clean that thing right up.

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16. I love the smell of fish in the morning. It smells like…Victoria.

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17. Funny R Duval…. one of the most beautiful young women I ever dated is named Victoria….. NEVER stunk of fish.