Breaking911:
TEXAS — On Friday, the Texas Department of Criminal Justice was donated 2 pallets of bananas, 45 boxes, from Ports of America in Freeport. They were being donated due to ‘already being ripe.’
Two sergeants of the Scott Unit arrived to pick them up, and discovered something not quite right.
Yes we have no bananas today.
WOW. Somebody lost a lot on money with those free bananas. I wonder where they were intended to go?
‘Donated’, eh? 😉
Somebody’s gonna lose their head over that!
but they’re “certified organic”. In some circles that means they are better for you.
Its a good catch but if they were green bananas would the load have passed inspection?
Lose their head or die from natural causes when their heart stops beating because a bullet went through it.
Too bad, the banana bread would have been a big hit with the inmates.
Somebody donated the wrong bananas.
Is this a local problem or nation wide? I ask because I had cereal with a banana this morning around 6:30 and went out to the shop an washed the truck and RV, cleaned and greased the bearing on the on the RV, changed the oil and sharpened the blades on the lawn mower and mowed the yard. Went in for lunch and the little woman said “I ain’t fixing lunch at 7:00 in the morning.”
A woman I know dated a guy in her apartment complex who said he was a DEA agent. One night, he told her that the DEA was staking out an overseas shipment at the Port of Houston of those long concrete blocks that you see in parking lots to divide the spaces. He said there were PVP cylinders of drugs inside. She told me about what he had said. I blew it off, but sure enough, a few months later, I read a story about a huge bust at the Port of Houston involving hollow parking lot blocks. What in the hell kind of idiots are working for the DEA and other government law enforcement agencies? ………… What in the hell am I saying? I’m an avid supporter of law enforcement, but some of the stupidest and most corrupt people among us are “serving” in law enforcement.
HAMBONE
“Pillow Talk” has been a very effective part of spying for thousands of years. Magie Mac Cloed pillow talked secrets from hundreds of Brits and French flag officers for the Huns in
ww1.
Her stage name was Mata Hari. She was caught because some of the geezers she “pillow talked” had heart attacks and died during or after the “pillow talk”!
their deaths were investigated; not her spy work. That was uncovered in the death investigations.
My grandparents told me she was “Stormy” years before Stormy!
Where did the rest of the shipment go?
Ol’ Gringo wins the comment thread!
🙂