Try these next:
Texting while black
Texting while Yiddish
Texting while Irish
SSC Scattered, smothered, covered (It’s a Waffle House thing.)
WMT Where’s my teeth?
Reminds me of the Southern language translation dictionary put out when Carter was Prez.
Things like this were in it:
Fur Piece = a unit of distance.
Far = fire
OHN = Oh Hell No!
BOS – Bacon or sausage for breakfast?
GWE – Want grits with your eggs?
SNLWMTVD – Stupid northern liberal wants me to vote Democrat
@Joe
Those first two don’t count: we have bacon AND sausage for breakfast, and there is no such question around here as wanting grits with your eggs, grits are mandatory.
What, no DTF???
DTF: Dang Them Furriners!
😛
CAACS – Country as a Chitlin Sammich.
As in, “Why she’s country as a chitlin sammich!”
HMBAWT – Hold my beer and watch this.
WDYMYDEG – What do you mean, you don’t eat grits?
IETCOOHS: I’d eat the corn out of her s***.
(Country expression denoting one’s appreciation of an attractive woman’s appearance. Considered to be highly complimentary.)
😉
@Vietvet
Followed by WDWHBW
Washed down with her bath water.
DIY – Danged Ignorant Yankee
@Dadof4 – Or WDWHP.
😉
@Vietvet
Why does it bother me that I know what you mean?
@Dadof4 – Maybe because it means you’re as perverted as I am…?
😉
GTFO – Goin’ To Fry Okra
STFU – Suthreners That Fish Uselessly
GTNOMK –
Git them niggers out of my kitchen
Try these next:
Texting while black
Texting while Yiddish
Texting while Irish
SSC Scattered, smothered, covered (It’s a Waffle House thing.)
WMT Where’s my teeth?
Reminds me of the Southern language translation dictionary put out when Carter was Prez.
Things like this were in it:
Fur Piece = a unit of distance.
Far = fire
OHN = Oh Hell No!
BOS – Bacon or sausage for breakfast?
GWE – Want grits with your eggs?
SNLWMTVD – Stupid northern liberal wants me to vote Democrat
@Joe
Those first two don’t count: we have bacon AND sausage for breakfast, and there is no such question around here as wanting grits with your eggs, grits are mandatory.
What, no DTF???
DTF: Dang Them Furriners!
😛
CAACS – Country as a Chitlin Sammich.
As in, “Why she’s country as a chitlin sammich!”
HMBAWT – Hold my beer and watch this.
WDYMYDEG – What do you mean, you don’t eat grits?
IETCOOHS: I’d eat the corn out of her s***.
(Country expression denoting one’s appreciation of an attractive woman’s appearance. Considered to be highly complimentary.)
😉
@Vietvet
Followed by WDWHBW
Washed down with her bath water.
DIY – Danged Ignorant Yankee
@Dadof4 – Or WDWHP.
😉
@Vietvet
Why does it bother me that I know what you mean?
@Dadof4 – Maybe because it means you’re as perverted as I am…?
😉
GTFO – Goin’ To Fry Okra
STFU – Suthreners That Fish Uselessly