As the Biden administration lies about the border crisis and tries to bully Republican lawmakers into deleting their photos of Biden’s over-crowded illegal immigrant cages, the media works overtime to try to obfuscate the crisis.
It’s not working, though, according to a recent ABC News/Ipsos poll that shows the majority of Americans see the border crisis as a crisis and disapproves of Biden’s handling of it.
Biden has banned news media from the cramped “pods” (new word for “cages”) where the Wuhan coronavirus runs rampant amid inhumane conditions, and the media is happy to accept that. We hear no cries of suppression of the press or fascism now that their guy is in the White House, and we will not.
Not a problem.
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i like pickles
Near Future, Don’t use:
Inflation: Un-Deflated Cash Flow
WWIII: Global Disagreement
Uncontrolled Illegal Alien Crime: Assimilating Migrant Activity
President Biden: President Harris
Burr, I didn’t see “shit the bed” or “fucked up as hell” on that list. There’s probably a lot of descriptive words or phrases that would make “crises” unnecessary.
From never letting a crisis go to waste, to never letting “crisis” go to press. Brilliant.
Personally I would have gone with “looks like a monkey humpin’ a football” but I understand some readers may have sensitive natures.
I kinda like FUBARD. But that’s just me.
Clusterfuck?
How about “kerfuffle”? Would that do?
Nah, forget that—they probably couldn’t spell it.
A guy I used to know in the telco called fucked up shit, “hosed”.
I had no idea where that word or idea came from.
“That shit is hosed!”
Imagine people in the future trying to figure out what the fuck that means.
I sometimes wonder what people in a thousand years will think about some broken Craftsman ratchet I threw in the woods.
“This was some thing he used to conjure the evil gods!”
The Biden administration has perfuckdily decided that the border crisis doesn’t meet the pickle to bun ratio and therefore doesn’t require the litmus test of the MUSTARD that is usually served….put catsup on your weiners. Then bathe in the fragrance of the sauerkraut you didn’t deserve….
Eric, if its craftsman, it would’ve rusted away by then
“Hosed” comes from either Minnesota or Canada. I’ve heard that from those guys for longer than I can remember.
Charlie WalksonWater
HAAA!
joe6pak This guy was Bob McMunn from SOMD. Born and bred in SOMD.
What some people call SMIBS.
I didn’t know what “hosed” meant, but it became part of my vocabulary 25 years ago.
Bob was not a SMIB. He was insane. But he wasn’t stupid.
Story has it that “hosed” originated from guys using their hose to write their name in the snow bank. Those guys have frostbitten their foreheads too many times.
We use T.F.U. around here: Total Fuck Up at the boarder and months earlier November 2020.
@Erik
Hose. The thing ya got hanging down tween yer dingleberries.
Hosed. Either one of the 2 things you can use that thing for.
Thank you wordsmithies.
I vote for “catastrophe” and “clusterfuck”.
Catastrofuck
Infestacion’
Biden will address all of this during his next press conference, scheduled for May of 2023.
Words have meaning, words have power.
Control the words, control the discussion.
Control the discussion, control the people.
Joey, I like pickles, too … but not to eat … prefer cucumbers …
Absolute proof (if any were needed) that the journ-o-lists in this country have NO integrity, whatsoever, and no compassion for the illegal-alien invading rat-people.
The AP is a fountain of lies and mis (or dis) information.
izlamo delenda est …
SHITNADO!
Used to work with a guy had the last name of Fuchs. Needless to say everything was all fuched up.
@Joe
The term “Hoser” comes from Canada. It means a guy who is not that good at his profession. Named after Zed Hoserman, a former NHL goalie, who several times in his career fell asleep during games and was scored on each time. When most of the action was at the other end, he got bored, laid down in front of the net and dozed off.
The first time it happened was when his team was ahead 8-0 with a minute left – so nobody got mad and everyone thought it was funny – called him Snorze after that.
But the last time was with a minute left in the Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final. It was a close game with Hoserman’s team ahead by 3-2, but he fell asleep and the other team scored, sending the final game into OT, where the other guys scored 12 seconds into the period, winning the Stanley Cup.
Screw-ups like that are known as “hosers”.
(This bit of trivia courtesy of Mr. Murmansk, a person I’ve never met, but a person who talks to me anyway).
Sorry Burr, you neglected to mention “democrat-induced clusterfuck”.
When is a crisis not a crisis?
When caused by Demonrat policy!
Remember the album cover for “Crisis? What Crisis?” by Supertramp?
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Course, that was environmental, not real …
izlamo delenda est …