DC:
The Eclipse Is Racist Because It Fails To Affect Enough Black People, The Atlantic Suggests.
The Atlantic, a once-great magazine, has determined that the total eclipse of the sun due to occur on Monday will fail to affect enough black people.
The Atlantic’s very lengthy essay on the failure of the eclipse to occur where a sufficient number of black people reside is entitled “American Blackout.” It clocks in at a remarkable 4,544 words and does not appear to be satire.
Concerning “the Great American Eclipse,” Brooklyn Law School professor Alice Ristroph writes in the rapidly deteriorating magazine, “there live almost no black people” “along most of its path.” MORE
SNIP: Be sure to call your favorite Congressman and advise him or her to look directly into the Sun today. Then go have yourself a nice day!
Why dod we never fail to hire the most hairbrained idiots to teach our children? Ya, I know there are some good teachers, but these days it seems like more of a jobs program.
That Is Seriouly one Imbalanced Dude ! Is’nt there an Editor to Check Mental Health Before Articles Are Put Out There ???
Unfortunately, the editors, who never outgrew liberalism, are stoned.
proof that prolonged exposure to academia can deteriorate ones brain power or maybe she’s just another dipshit liberal hunting for another fake cause.
Ya gotta see the comments at the original site. Delicious!
(save you the trouble)
https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2017/08/american-totality-eclipse-race/537318/#article-comments
The stupid is strong with this one.
Unless you are a Pyschatrist that can bill this authors medical insurance big money for the time it takes to read the article, only an imbecile would bother to waste thier time reading more than the headline.
Is she going to write about Canada, Norway, Sweden, and Finland not getting an eclipse in recent years or any time soon according to this world map? Maybe the Africans planned for that to happen. It goes both ways. /s
http://astro.ukho.gov.uk/old/eclipse_map.gif
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The best comment called the Atlantic “a shrieking hive of retardation”.
Perfect summation. The long decline and now complete unreadability of a once- interesting and thoughtful print mag.
The Left destroys everything it touches.
Can’t we just take this moment to thank obama for locating as many 3rd world muslim invaders in these remote areas as his time allowed him?
Antifa preparing to fling poop at the sun today as a sign of resistance.
All that you touch
All that you see
All that you taste
All you feel
All that you love
All that you hate
All you distrust
All you save
All that you give
All that you deal
All that you buy
Beg, borrow or steal
All you create
All you destroy
All that you do
All that you say
All that you eat
And everyone you meet
All that you slight
And everyone you fight
All that is now
All that is gone
All that’s to come
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon
Loco, ‘You certainly are in the right’
Yes, us white people can make the moon move where we want it to, Now, what can you do?
Burner, you’re killing me!!!
That was a 20 on the 10 scale!