The Atlantic: The Eclipse Is Racist!11!! – IOTW Report

The Atlantic: The Eclipse Is Racist!11!!

DC:

The Eclipse Is Racist Because It Fails To Affect Enough Black People, The Atlantic Suggests.

The Atlantic, a once-great magazine, has determined that the total eclipse of the sun due to occur on Monday will fail to affect enough black people.

The Atlantic’s very lengthy essay on the failure of the eclipse to occur where a sufficient number of black people reside is entitled “American Blackout.” It clocks in at a remarkable 4,544 words and does not appear to be satire.

Concerning “the Great American Eclipse,” Brooklyn Law School professor Alice Ristroph writes in the rapidly deteriorating magazine, “there live almost no black people” “along most of its path.”  MORE

SNIP:  Be sure to call your favorite Congressman and advise him or her to look directly into the Sun today. Then go have yourself a nice day!

16 Comments on The Atlantic: The Eclipse Is Racist!11!!

  1. Why dod we never fail to hire the most hairbrained idiots to teach our children? Ya, I know there are some good teachers, but these days it seems like more of a jobs program.

  2. Unless you are a Pyschatrist that can bill this authors medical insurance big money for the time it takes to read the article, only an imbecile would bother to waste thier time reading more than the headline.

  3. The best comment called the Atlantic “a shrieking hive of retardation”.

    Perfect summation. The long decline and now complete unreadability of a once- interesting and thoughtful print mag.

    The Left destroys everything it touches.

  4. All that you touch
    All that you see
    All that you taste
    All you feel
    All that you love
    All that you hate
    All you distrust
    All you save
    All that you give
    All that you deal
    All that you buy
    Beg, borrow or steal
    All you create
    All you destroy
    All that you do
    All that you say
    All that you eat
    And everyone you meet
    All that you slight
    And everyone you fight
    All that is now
    All that is gone
    All that’s to come
    And everything under the sun is in tune
    But the sun is eclipsed by the moon

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