“Rather than being stuck with patriarchal desert, forest, or urban camouflage, U.S. service members can now select camouflage that matches the flag of their chosen gender identity,” said a spokesperson for the Pentagon. “It is important that every military member feel comfortable in their uniform and that it reflects their lived truth, whether that be a man in a woman’s body, a woman in a man’s body, or a grapefruit.”
Read it all here—> Powerful: Military To Allow Troops To Replace Camo With Colors Of Their Gender Identity Flag | The Babylon Bee.
h/t Joe6pak
Don’t give them any ideas !
By speaking it into existence through satire; the Babylon Bee has doomed us to this reality. -_-
Aaaaaaaannnnd don’t fergit the new pink and blue gender-reveal hand grenades for trans-soldiers!
OK so if you have to pop a smoke to land a dust off chopper for a wounded gender confused warrior, will it be Pink smoke or some other faggity color?
It will be a purple haze for a stoner.
I’m getting up there in age so I choose the grapefruit.
Fattening us up for the kill.
They look fabulous!
Good. Beter targets for snipers.
The weirdos draw first fire, saving our best troops to counter. Win – win. Hey princess Kowalski, you’re on point.