I was over at my new little filly’s house tonight and a Burger King commercial came on the TV. I told her how the King weirds me out. So I thought I’d repost this Burger King post from a while ago.
Angry White Dude is going to come clean. The Burger King freaks me out. I know you’re going to say “AWD, he’s just a guy who owns a fast-food restaurant chain and he’s on TV in a commercial far away from you” but that just doesn’t help.
I now find myself driving miles out of my way to avoid a Burger King because you never know when the King will be in town. Heaven forbid I order a Double Whopper with cheese and NO &*# pickles this time and I pull up to the drive-thru and you know who is there waiting for me! Give me a thousand Shaniquas who hate me for being a cracka or 10,000 Peedros who don’t understand ingles but please…please…for the love of Allah…not the King!
Not him with those big lifeless eyes like a great white shark peering down on me! And don’t even get me started about that evil three foot long head! Sh*t ain’t right! That knowing grin planning some sort of evil to thrust upon the AWD who wants nothing more than a Double Whopper w/ cheese with no &*# pickle this time, world peace and for us all to get along!
I’m with you all the way, AWD – instant visceral negative reaction.
I keep expecting to read on Smoking Gun that the King was busted for grabbing little Susie and Billie and taking them back to his castle for a loathsome threesome.
Not to mention the mayonnaise at that place always seemed a little strange.
What’s that stuff drooling down from his mouth? OMG! Don’t tell me that Burger King is gay! Cuz, he’s posing like he is. That’s okay though, I don’t ever eat there. But that pic grosses me out!
40 years ago a double Whopper was delicious. About 10 years ago lousy service and that fucking psycho king head drove me away for good. 🙄
I like Burger King and I have never seen this ‘KING’ freak. I carry a .45 with me.
Open carry. Maybe you should get a big gun.
I never thought about the Mayo. Good point.
Lol, my daughter runs to tell me when the king is on. I recoil when I see him as if I’d just seen some freaky porcelain antique doll at the hay wagon auction. I hate clowns too!
I don’t know . . . around here the huge plastic Big Boy is pretty scary.
I remember Big Boy around here, there used to be a Sambo’s as well.
The only thing scary about Big Boy is I sure wouldn’t want him to fall on me.
KFC brought back “The Colonel” and he gives off the same freaky Burger King vibe. Same ad agency? I dunno. I saw it and groaned. They ruined Colonel Sanders too.
Well guess what Old Oaks there’s still a Sambo’s around and of all places, there;s one in the liberal city of Santa Barbara, California. I saw it with my own eyes and I took a picture of it with my phone.
The “New” Colonel Sanders is Darrell Hammond from SNL.
I don’t really know who he is but he’s pretty creepy.
I agree. His friend Phillip and the $5 fill up is quite strange. Reminds me of the back in parkers at the forest preserve.
I wouldn’t see this shit were my kitchen not in line with the family room, but I need beer every now and then.
The beach toilets back in the 70’s had graffiti that said
Flush twice it’s a long way to Sambo’s
I actually liked the place but of course I was a homeless 20 year old at the time!!