When a group of tourists visited a crocodile farm, the owner of the place launched a bold proposal;
– Whoever dares to jump, swim to the coast and survive, I’ll give you $ 1 million.
No one dared to move, suddenly, a man jumped into the water and desperately swam to the shore while being chased by all the crocodiles.
With enormous luck came, taking everyone’s admiration at the scene, then the owner announced;
– We have a brave winner.
After collecting his reward, the couple returned to the hotel, upon arrival, the manager told him; he was very brave to jump, then the man said;
– I didn’t jump, someone pushed me!
His wife smiled…
Moral: ′′ Behind every successful man, there’s a woman who pushes him “
h/t Doc.
I have been busier than a hungry alligator at a children’s petting zoo.
It’s a Democrat-run petting zoo.
I went on a swamp boat tour in Louisiana a few years ago with my wife.
I thought I felt someone pushing me…
Not impressed.
…OR a cray-zeeee be-otch. 🤪
One of the two. 🤔
Roger Moore,
“He disagreed with something that ate him”.
I’m thinking she had a fat insurance policy that guaranteed her a win either way…