Patriot Retort:
I’ve done ‘shop images before featuring the Fall of Icarus – for Obama, and even for that silly boy in a pompadour David Hogg. But really, there has never been a public figure more fitting for the Icarus treatment than that gigantic prick Andrew Cuomo. Though, in his case, it’s really the Fall of Pricarus.
There is no doubt Cuomo’s rise into the stratosphere was built on shoddy wings.
This is the problem with building up a man who, left to his own devices, would never rise so high.
Cuomo, that prick of an Icarus, believed he was soaring into the heavens, not on wings of the media’s making, but on his own natural abilities.
Yea, and I can’t stand his snot nose progtard
bloviated punk and not funny! narcissist brother.
Hickory, dickory, dock Pricarus attempted to fly to Heaven all angry at God whom he intended to mock. And like a rock he fell straight down to Hell in a flying, flaming, screaming, tailspin of a shock. It’s not my fault he said and then he was dead. Hickory, dickory, dock, that’ll teach him not to act like a prick and a cock. Moral, don’t be a Pricarus or a Dickarusor or you’ll end up like Icarus.
Are those nipple rings?
🤣
Prickarus.
Mr. Gov and Mr. Kettlebell. Remarkably insignificant. Guido bull shit. Kettles bells? Really? At our gym we don’t have any kettlebells. And if you request some we force you to wear a skirt.
And here I thought Brad had one of those Captain Crossfit stickers on the back of his truck.
Sorry….but it took me a minute to figure out what the fudge a kettlebell is.
Damn, she put the nipple bars on, too. Nice touch.
Aaron
LOL, oh hell no. Kettle Bells grow small gay muscles. I will hear about this tomorrow morning from a certain individual. LOL. And yes he’s gay. I can tell.
I’m not googling them. I know the crossfit people use them…but for what…I don’t know.
They sorta look like cannonballs with ring handles on top.
But using them is why all the crossfit dudes look so small? Hmmmmmm. This is making sense…
Glad I attended this Tedx talk.
The Fall of Douchebagiest Maximus. The murderous dipshit.
May his punishment not be unlike Borrhomeo the Astrologer’s.
And yes, kettle bells (balls) are for women.
That’s it. Exactly. I knew I had seen kettle bells somewhere. Skirts use them instead of dumbbells for some reason.
Sorry, crossfit people, but it appears only gay dudes and middle aged creeps with nipple bars are into your sport.
Seems like boxing does everything crossfit does, plus…you get to whale on people.
I don’t know what crossfit is. Do hundreds of pull ups a day. Do hundreds of dips a day. Do hundreds of push-ups a day. And sit ups.
Just do what you can. With work you will find that you can do more.
Biggus Dickus
Dangit’. None of us know what the hell crossfit even is….just that it’s always been suspect, and is now tainted.
CrossFit is the name for some fancy sneakers.
Nah, crossfit is like….jazzercise…or sweatin’ to the oldies.
But with more kettlebelle.
It’s a thing. It has stickers.
LOL Biggus Dickus
snicker
nautius maximus…
Gotta love IOTW, the conversation is more about crossfit and kettkebells than that assholyo Cuomo, read an interesting article that posits the idea that now they don’t have Trump hatred 24/7 365 corrupt politicians have no media skits to hide behind.
As far as that murdering bastard Cumhole is concerned let the games begin.
Wants all the credit but none of the blame.
Naturally.
I’m also thinking of the scene in Aliens when Gorman is observing all of the Marines, suddenly they’re being slaughtered en mass and all he can do is sit there and whimper “It’s not my fault”.
Between him & his brother, was Andy prick of the litter?